Elf on shelf!

[shakey jake]

That was my problem at school - "can't be arsed to read it Sir!"

i noticed, you didnt say you were off your tits on shrooms?

 

[rodders]

 

[Scarpa]

A&E again. Oh well, as long as yer got yer 'elf.

 

[rodders]

 

[BenBhoy]

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Thats no elf on shelf, it's a twât in a hat.

 

[Scarpa]

 

[BenBhoy]

Love it, Cannae wait . Got a dozen coming for dinner

What's on menu?? This probably deserves its own thread!

 

[Scarpa]

 

[BenBhoy]

Now you know where them milk bottle sweets are made sure....

 

[Scarpa]

Cox in a box.