First Date Advice Needed!!!

[Will Gallant]

Old East End saying applies here - "bird goes out with geezer - geezer always pays."
Well he does if he wants to get his leg over.

Will

 

[mjjl]

best line i've got is,

have you got a mirror in your knickers as i can see myself in them.

 

[Willie]

Hi Grouse Track,

We're all dying to ask,

DID YOU?

 

[bruce w]

white shirt ,sports jacket with collar outside brown cords,a good scrub with carbolic soap or wrights coal tar soap to get shut of the rabbit gut and ferret pong ,slap on the brillcream ,cow lick hair style ,and say little ,and listen well .it worked in the 60s, things cant have changed that mutch .we are all trying to help,

 

[trouble]

oh no , he has hasnt he , and now shes moved in ankle chain and all ! I can hear it now "get rid of those pictures on ya phone , take those heads off the wall , bath the dog and stay off that web site" Who knows where he lives ? go and check , MAN DOWN!!

 

[Devil_Bri]

try this 1 out, it will work a treat !

"the names Bond,................... uni-bond, i'm here to fill your crack in"

 

[trouble]

youve got really bad teeth , if you let me get you pregnant you can get them fixed for free

 

[Richard Parsons]

Oh c'mon love, you're nothing special

 

[Grouse Track]

Well what a bunch of romantics we have on this site eh! Unfortunatly I'll not get to try your tips as I have a girlfriend, just a bit of fun. Hope you enjoyed reading some of the posts as much as I did, some crackers.

Cheers
GT

 

[Jelendeer]

Any pictures of the lucky lady?

 

[merlin]

Top tips:

1. If you're a naturist, you may want to consider wearing clothes on that first date.
2. Licking your plate - no matter how nice the gravy was - is bad form.
3. Girls aren't really all that impressed when you show them how you can light your farts.
4. At the end of the night, hoping for a legover by tripping out "C'mon love, you're nowt special......" is a high risk strategy.

Good luck.......

 

[dogtired]

Pay for everything.

If things go well, your gonna be doing it for the rest of your life anyway.

May as well start as you mean to go on

 

[snowy]

Pay for everything.

If things go well, your gonna be doing it for the rest of your life anyway.

May as well start as you mean to go on

Aint that the truth, pleased to see it's only been a wind up as i wouldn't have fancied GT's chances with some of the advice read on here