You need to be very careful with hats they can be killers. Anyone remember Fred Dibnah sat in bed in hospital with his striped pyjamas on and his greasy flat cap on top with fag in hand. Interviewer asked what had happened, Fred said his hat had nearly killed him. Seemingly Fred was working knocking down a chimney and he'd laid his hat down, not knowing that he'd put it on a load of pigeon Sh1te. He hadn't realised he'd cut the top of his head, hat back on, infection into cut. Cue TV interview in hospital. Classic.










