Is it me? Rhetorical - I know it's me!

[Stalker62]

Recently dragging my arse up the length of the M6 - I stop off at a plethora of B&Bs to try and break the journey.

Breakfast - help yourself to coffee and juice. Order your choice when the waitress appears.

I eat a bowl of

So what? I hear you ask.

There was no milk - that's what.

Anyhoo.

To the point.

When I place my order - "Just two poached eggs and bacon please".

This gets thrown down in front of me...





I meant 'Two poached eggs and bacon...on toast".

I am too embarrassed to explain, and so chug it down sans toast.

Cereal no milk.
Eggs no toast.

Things are off to a rocky start - but I expect it's me not making myself clear.

 

[Crowstalker]

Too many birthdays

 

[VSS]

Seems to me you got exactly what you asked for. If you wanted toast with your eggs and bacon you should have said so.

 

[Fabnosh]

You actually got what you asked for.

FN

 

[Bo Diddley]

 

[willie_gunn]

 

[merlin]

"........I see a man arriving from afar in a Landrover....... he will ask for poached eggs....... give him some toast to go with them........"