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John Gryphon

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In a bizarre and startling incident, an 88-year-old man caused a partial evacuation of a hospital in Toulon, France, after arriving with a World War I artillery shell lodged in his rectum. The elderly patient sought medical help to remove the antique explosive, creating an immediate safety concern for staff and other patients. Hospital officials acted swiftly, calling in bomb disposal experts as a precaution and temporarily clearing sections of the facility. Fortunately, after careful examination, the experts determined that the shell posed little risk of detonation, allowing medical personnel to proceed with treatment.
The object, nearly eight inches long and over two inches wide, required surgical removal. The operation was delicate due to the size of the shell and the potential danger it represented. Medical staff successfully removed the shell, and the patient is now recovering in good health. While unusual objects in the rectum are not unheard of, ranging from everyday items to novelty objects, the discovery of a live or antique artillery shell is extraordinarily rare and posed an unprecedented challenge to the surgical and safety teams involved.
Doctors speculated that the shell had been inserted for sexual gratification, an explanation consistent with other reported cases of foreign bodies in the rectum. One physician commented on the incident, noting that while hospitals occasionally encounter objects like fruit, cans, or household items, the arrival of a military-grade shell was unprecedented. The event drew attention not only for its medical complexity but also for the logistical challenges of ensuring hospital safety while attending to a highly unusual emergency.
This extraordinary case serves as a reminder of the unexpected situations that medical professionals can face. Beyond the shock and humour of the situation, it highlights the careful coordination required between surgical teams and safety experts when dealing with potentially hazardous foreign objects. The patient’s successful recovery underscores both the resilience of the human body and the skill of medical teams in managing unusual and high-risk scenarios.

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You would have to ask for "danger money" Even if it didnt go off that kidney tickler dropping on your foot would break toes.
 
"Doctors speculated that the shell had been inserted for sexual gratification, an explanation consistent with other reported cases of foreign bodies in the rectum."

No **** Sherlock!

That's a bit like the conclusion that our local police force stated in a press release when thieves stole and took away a safe weighing 5cwt from the second floor of a local Co-Op store some years ago. " They believed that more than one person was involved"
 
Suppose it would definitely remove all the prostate, leaving no doubt over any cells remaining.
i bet when they pulled that Scud out of his guts and the air rushed back into the void he would have ended up prostrate,never mind his prostate. I wonder if the Henry i posted the other day was his and was stuck 'on the other side' building in size.
 
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Odd that this is the next post

Well it may well be HIS collection , you wouldnt start your insertion with the Scud in the original post would you. I bet it started with lesser calibres lol.

Anyway where are our Military men that can ID the cracker?
 
i bet when they pulled that Scud out of his guts and the air rushed back into the void he would have ended up prostrate,never mind his prostate. I wonder if the Henry i posted the other day was his and was stuck 'on the other side' building in size.
I don't know why I am laughing about this because I'm just starting my special diet in preparation for colonoscopy next week where my bowel will be pumped full of gas.
Reading the consent form/booklet is quite interesting especially when you get to the bit about risks involved. Death. This is rare (risk 1in 15,000).

What the hell if my number doesn't come up I can then look forward to an appointment at my local eye hospital at 3p.m on Christmas Eve to see if I'm going blind.
While I can I had better get a few stalks in over the next few days. The Mrs may have a problem though if it don't quite work out as she's never skinned and butchered a deer before and it would be fun to leave one or two hanging in the garage for her to deal with. :rofl:
 
I don't know why I am laughing about this because I'm just starting my special diet in preparation for colonoscopy next week where my bowel will be pumped full of gas.
Reading the consent form/booklet is quite interesting especially when you get to the bit about risks involved. Death. This is rare (risk 1in 15,000).

What the hell if my number doesn't come up I can then look forward to an appointment at my local eye hospital at 3p.m on Christmas Eve to see if I'm going blind.
While I can I had better get a few stalks in over the next few days. The Mrs may have a problem though if it don't quite work out as she's never skinned and butchered a deer before and it would be fun to leave one or two hanging in the garage for her to deal with. :rofl:
If your wife was of the bent funny type she could get a few staged pics with doctors in surgery of a few of the things they purportedly removed from your clacker.
 
If your wife was of the bent funny type she could get a few staged pics with doctors in surgery of a few of the things they purportedly removed from your clacker.
Don't go there John.
My granddaughter is playing Mary in her school nativity play. They wanted a doll for baby Jesus and my granddaughter took her own doll to school that is one of a pair, a boy and a girl doll both anatomically correct. I suggested that my granddaughter could make a couple of bob by charging the other kids to see Jesus's winkey (that's what she calls it). Let's just say that my wife and my daughter weren't thrilled with my suggestion. :)
 
Perhaps there was a conversation between the man and his wife along the lines of "if you don't get rid of the shell I'm going to stick it where the sun doesn't shine"? And he made me mistake of not complying with his wife's wishes!
Or perhaps she said "now you know what it feels like" :rofl:
 
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