Royal Fail . . . .

[Woodsmoke]

Did you ring back to cancel?

I've just recalled the email. They close at 12, so it's come back as unread. I'll leave the £4 to their office Christmas party fund

 

[takbok]

nO

Did you ring back to cancel?

No, he's going to give the new copy to me as I fancy a 308

 

[Fosbery Holster]

I’m looking forward to the next instalment in your alcohol infused rant in two weeks time........the effin rifle hasn’t turned up yet for f*cks sake.......