The Other Half

[Beowulf]

Hi Gunslinger,
No my wife Tikka-ess is also a site member and often reads the threads. She even thinks the beaver stuff is funny! Mind you after nearly 13 years together she is used to my warped sense of humour.

Hello chaps! I'm acting all grown up and mature at the moment! I'm off the beaver for the moment. Too busy with the recruitment tests for my new job! I've got to do a fitness test! Bet you can't guess what job I'm going for?

 

[Fester]

Hi Beowulf
Cheif beaver taster for beaver international Ltd....
you have to be fit for that

Good luck in your test mate, Hope all goes well

 

[duggers]

a fireman??.............

 

[Beowulf]

No to both! There will be very little beaver where I'm hoping to work! That's the point, we don't want our guests to have any! Only good boys get beaver!

 

[duggers]

im a good boy

 

[duggers]

i know now what it is, you are gonna be the first man to have a baby!!!
congrats to you both.................

 

[Fester]

Beowulf
Im a good boy as well Honest i am
Go on give me a clue

 

[Beowulf]

Nick I have just told you and Duggers by pm! looks like I will be seeing the pair of you sooner than you think!

 

[Fester]

O my god Duggers we better be on best behaviour from now on
No beavers or anything like that. Im just gonna empty my pants be back in a mo

 

[duggers]

beavers?????.........what beavers????

 

[Fester]

Exactly ive never seen or heard of any
I think its time i moved somewhere away from the midlands

 

[Beowulf]

I've got my eye on you Gobber! How do you like your porridge Duggers!

 

[duggers]

i like my porridge as it comes, but i aint picking no soap up!!

 

[Fester]

Yes you will Duggers or youll feel the hard end of his stick sonny boy

 

[duggers]

 

[Beowulf]

Your porridge will be lumpy Duggers! A special ingredient of my own making!

 

[duggers]

oh have a heart sir, my only crime was i forgot to polish my weapon after a very successful beaver hunt, and it was a biggun, with loads of hair and my god did it stink!!!

shhhhiiiiittt.............now lock me up, i mentioned the b word again


now here this to all site users.....

'i duggers do swear that i will never use the 'b' word ever again on this site, although i would like to be considered for the 'b' award for my contribution'

signed



duggers

 

[sikamalc]

Ohhh no a prison officer Mr B, or should I say Mr McKay, I can see you now walking the late beat along those corridors running your truncheon against the bars.

I thought you wanted the outdoor life mate, not a day behind bars. Orrrr maybe its a womens prison

 

[Fester]

Hi Sikamalc
I wouldnt like Beowulf running his trucheon along my bars Ive heard hes a fairly big lad
I like the sound of the womens prison tho. Can i go there

 

[Beowulf]

I'm still up for the outdoors Sikamalc. I just fancy a bit of job security, I haven't got that right now!

As for a womans prison! Not a good place! The brother in law was at a womans prison. He transfered to Dartmoor, he loves it there. Lady prisons are full of very strange girls! Not very nice at all!