The perfect stalking biscuit.

[Mungo]

Especially when you have it with cheese.

Never tried that - but now you suggest it, I feel it would be perfect!

 

[Bryan H]

This has taken a much more promising turn.....
Malt loaf, plenty butter.
Deforms to fit any pocket, can be sat on etc without loss of eating quality.
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have to go with that, double sided lavished in butter

 

[Woodsmoke]

You're all wrong. I stand by my statement that the Hob Nob reigns supreme

 

[suburban bushwacker]

Tunnocks

 

[JockStalk]

Tunnocks

I met Boyd Tunnock and if ever there was a self-licking-ice-cream he was it.
Avoided his products ever since. And anyway, none of them have the sheer resilience of malt loaf.

 

[Mungo]

I met Boyd Tunnock and if ever there was a self-licking-ice-cream he was it.
Avoided his products ever since. And anyway, none of them have the sheer resilience of malt loaf.

Self licking ice cream.

Now there is a phrase worth stealing!!

 

[Klenchblaize]

What is wrong with a dunked Mars Bar?

K

 

[suburban bushwacker]

I met Boyd Tunnock and if ever there was a self-licking-ice-cream he was it.
Avoided his products ever since. And anyway, none of them have the sheer resilience of malt loaf.

Between Self Licking Ice cream and The Sheer Resilience of Malt Loaf
im going to have to call you todays winner.

 

[Limpet]

No, no, no, no! Everyone knows Jammie Dodgers leave crumbs in your brew, and have a tendency for the top half to break, slide off the jam, and fall into your brew, resulting in scalding splashback to your top lip. The perfect combination of flavour, robustness, grip, and resistance to dunking is the Hob-nob. I will brook no argument on this . . . . .

And if anyone mentions pink wafers they will be mocked to tears

What are those ?

 

[Limpet]

I am good am air biscuits, not sure if they help or hinder a stalk, I guess wind direction may be an important factor.