The perfect stalking biscuit.

[Coddy]

Stroopwafel

Ooh, a strong contender.
The wooden tops offshore love them.

 

[Klenchblaize]

OK enough of this nonsense so please permit me to kick the elephant in the room that is everyone knows biscuits are for Blaser toting pussies!

Real deerstalkers know the only woodland snack worthy of accompanying a mug of rust-red tea is a chunk of:

K

 

[JockStalk]

This has taken a much more promising turn.....
Malt loaf, plenty butter.
Deforms to fit any pocket, can be sat on etc without loss of eating quality.

 

[Coddy]

That could be used as a rear bag.

 

[Mungo]

This has taken a much more promising turn.....
Malt loaf, plenty butter.
Deforms to fit any pocket, can be sat on etc without loss of eating quality.
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Is the correct answer

 

[bfltd0]

This has taken a much more promising turn.....
Malt loaf, plenty butter.
Deforms to fit any pocket, can be sat on etc without loss of eating quality.
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And in an emergency can also be used as a safe backstop, guaranteed to absorb the energy of everything up to a .50 BMG.

 

[User00025]

Military cut backs.
A Ruby too early would require more than 3 sheets, or a handfull of grass, or if no grass, then the odd sleeve.

Plastic bag (or lie in it).

 

[Big Mat]

A good slab of cake ( preferably cherry) or a stroopwaffle

 

[FrenchieBoy]

I used to find a nice piece of home made Fruit Flapjack hard to beat when a bit of an "energy boost" and brew were needed!
I still make my own now for when a bit of a snack/energy boost is required when out on the bike!

 

[Heym SR20]

Mrs Heym SR20’s fruit cake. Its a meal in itself. For dunking in coffee, harvest crunch bars, or a flapjack.

 

[tika.308]

Tunnocks
Or a slice of Sikamalcs tea loaf sliced with a blunt axe.

 

[bluesako]

a pack of 4 granola bars from sainsbury,s

 

[parkyboy]

That could be used as a rear bag.

That could be use for body armour lol...

 

[willie_gunn]

Fruit cake!!! Cherries??

Absolute Philistines!

Dundee Cake is the obvious answer.

Carve a slab after breakfast in the lodge, wrap in Bacofoil, stick in pocket, lasts all day (final crawl and beast recovery included).

 

[Theloveofgame]

Jaffa cake

 

[PaulCat]

tim tams.

We have a winner!

Although I also like chocolate digestives, and digestives and hob nobs and jammie dodgers.

But never, ever so-called Nice biscuits which are vile, namby party things not deserving of the word 'biscuit'.

I like Penguins too.

And Clubs.

And Party Rings (oooer missus).

 

[aquarius11]

Lemon puffs

 

[sh1kar]

OK enough of this nonsense so please permit me to kick the elephant in the room that is everyone knows biscuits are for Blaser toting pussies!

Real deerstalkers know the only woodland snack worthy of accompanying a mug of rust-red tea is a chunk of:
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K

Nice. I do like a cherry rich Dundee cake. But on balance

 

[Klenchblaize]

Nice. I do like a cherry rich Dundee cake. But on balance

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I note and understand your desire to be inclusive but why not go the whole nine yards:

K

 

[Dickie]

Is the correct answer

Especially when you have it with cheese.