Vacuuming is now a pleasure…

Bad bad move, she can't buy online while saving gym memship while pushing a vacuum.

Now she has more time for retail therapy on the IPhone, that will empty your wallet and let Amazon clog your street with discarded packaging.
 
“Flo” the vacuum previously known as Eufy is indeed a star - apart from stairs but living in a bungalow this is not a problem, particularly now that the sainted Lady FB has let me share the app!
As a result emasculation has been put on pause for I have been promoted from “Flo emptier” to “co- pilot” and I too can now vacuum any room in the entire house - without even lifting my ar bottom off the sofa. This is particularly useful if anywhere is missed or heaven forfend anything is lost or even broken.
Wot fun….
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Bad bad move, she can't buy online while saving gym memship while pushing a vacuum.

Now she has more time for retail therapy on the IPhone, that will empty your wallet and let Amazon clog your street with discarded packaging.
Silly CJM - she wouldn’t dare…..
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We used to have a window cleaner that we thought had worked on ships because he just cleaned a circle in the middle of each window, mustn’t have know they had corners!
‘spose Flo is the same, or is she clever enough to get into corners?
Kb.
 
We used to have a window cleaner that we thought had worked on ships because he just cleaned a circle in the middle of each window, mustn’t have know they had corners!
‘spose Flo is the same, or is she clever enough to get into corners?
They get into the corners surprisingly well actually, and clean under things a lot better than a more conventional vacuum.
 
We used to have a window cleaner that we thought had worked on ships because he just cleaned a circle in the middle of each window, mustn’t have know they had corners!
‘spose Flo is the same, or is she clever enough to get into corners?
Kb.
Window cleaners - huh. Dear old pal had one whom as we sat in the conservatory, did the outside glass, then wiped it down with one of those windscreen wiper thingies - being a rather rotund chap when he reached up his exposed bare belly left sweaty streaks on the newly cleaned windows. My how we laughed…
Anyhoo, corners are no problem - Flo being the clever girl she is has a little horizontal rotating brush which sweeps everything into the main roller brush/suction. Really expensive Flos have two of said brushes but not sure what the benefit is….
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I have a mate who owns one of these robot vacuum jobbies. He (well, his Mrs) also has two silly little furball doglets. The cartoon in this post does not do it justice I can tell you. A furball doglet thing with an upset tummy and a robot that happily scoots around the very large kitchen 'painting' the floor is NOT something you want to come home to often ! :lol:
Yuk!
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We used to have a window cleaner that we thought had worked on ships because he just cleaned a circle in the middle of each window, mustn’t have know they had corners!
‘spose Flo is the same, or is she clever enough to get into corners?
Kb.
Was his name Sinbad Ken?
 
Was his name Sinbad Ken?
No, but he was an Arab.
Called himself Tony and all through the 70s he joined us in the pub.
Told us he was a Jew.
Was only when I met him again many years later when he called into my Workshop for a catch up that he admitted to being an Arab.
He’d mistakenly thought we would have shunned him if he came out as an Arab in the 70s.
He moved on from cleaning windows because he was dripping with gold and in a flash (Ferrari) car.
Ken.
 
No, but he was an Arab.
Called himself Tony and all through the 70s he joined us in the pub.
Told us he was a Jew.
Was only when I met him again many years later when he called into my Workshop for a catch up that he admitted to being an Arab.
He’d mistakenly thought we would have shunned him if he came out as an Arab in the 70s.
He moved on from cleaning windows because he was dripping with gold and in a flash (Ferrari) car.
Ken.
True that.
 
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