Weirdest find whilst out foxing?

Probably an 18 year old girl so drunk she couldnt stand, called her dad, it was about 2am who was furious i woke him up.
She was only worried about her driving test at 9am, dont think she passed
You must have been after those pesky Urban Foxes that crap in people's gardens and eat their pet rabbits :fox:
 
Of all things to nick, disgusting 🤮
lol he grows most brassica plus sweetcorn and the odd field of wheat when the price is right
plus pumpkins
had another time over there i was sitting in a highseat when a guy on a push bike comes riding down the footpath that runs through the farm
gets off the bike puts it on a side stand and walks into a field of cavolo nero with touch and starts picking and putting it into a shoulder bag
he then gets back onto the bike turns it round and rides off
again i just sat there watching through the thermal mouth wide open
the guy must of picked enough for his tea and that was it
all that work for something you can buy in any supermarket for a couple of pounds
 
Army helicopter landed 200m away in total blackout mode. Blokes got out had a smoke and a ****, back on board and off.

I did think about letting one off to see what the reaction would be.
do you think that they didnt know you were there?..You may have been a recipient lol.
 
I saw that, wonder if it was the same one, it was heading west probably about 6 years ago now? I could see it melting in the sky, amazing.
It was a lovely calm cold night. It was north and going west.
I actually thought it was very close but it turned out to be north of the north Scottish coast.

We noticed that the sky was devoid of air craft at the same time but within half an hour were up again!
There was very little said of it.
 
Well I once had a nice sit out for an evening buck. Saw 3/4 mile up the hill by the road a car stop/park. A guy got out, jumped the fence, jogged immediately with a backpack down the hill towards my ground where I was sitting. He continued to jog though the field of cows, literally jump the next fence into my ground. Bush whack his way through a 500m wide shelter belt, jump the next fence into the meadow I was overlooking. Run into the middle of the meadow, in front of me - immediately sit down, pull some sticks from his bag, and with a fire stick scraper thing, try to light a fire. I had enough, he was sitting where the old buck was supposed to be grazing, so I snug off back to car unseen with lots of head shaking and words in my head such as ‘f’ing bear grylls wannabe wan&er”.
 
Well I once had a nice sit out for an evening buck. Saw 3/4 mile up the hill by the road a car stop/park. A guy got out, jumped the fence, jogged immediately with a backpack down the hill towards my ground where I was sitting. He continued to jog though the field of cows, literally jump the next fence into my ground. Bush whack his way through a 500m wide shelter belt, jump the next fence into the meadow I was overlooking. Run into the middle of the meadow, in front of me - immediately sit down, pull some sticks from his bag, and with a fire stick scraper thing, try to light a fire. I had enough, he was sitting where the old buck was supposed to be grazing, so I snug off back to car unseen with lots of head shaking and words in my head such as ‘f’ing bear grylls wannabe wan&er”.
Think I would decided it's a good time to have zero check.
 
Pitch dark windy night and I was going round feeding a few straw rides in a 90acre wood when.
I spotted a car pulled in on the track.
Called my two Dobermans to heel and walked up to it. Checked the door handle and opened it thinking "wonder where these sods are" the light came on inside as me, with beard and a large dog stuck our heads in.
Young couple naked and he was drinking from the furry cup. I shall never forget the screams of the girl or her fabulous body when she shoved him off. Went straight home with evil intensions but the wife was well asleep.
 
Come on,dont leave us hanging,share your 'sights' please.
Seen a couple out bird watching only she was naked from the waist down I watched them for 10 minutes thinking how the hell is she going to get through the stinging nettles.Got a thermal image of something in the grass late one evening crept over only to find the woman from the co-op there in a very strange position,Funny thing she couldn’t look me in the eye for ages.Tried to squeeze by a car parked on a track one night only to get stuck right beside the steamy windows the bloke in there found it hilarious the girl not so.
 
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