Toilet roll shortage

[biffo]

Can’t see what the fuss is with all these idiots buying up all the toilet rolls. They need to listen to the public health announcements more closely.

I distinctly remember the government health advisors recommending using your sleeve.......

 

[finnbear270]

Obviously none of them have been in the forces ....... One sheet, fold, tear off corner etc etc.

 

[Odders]

One person coughs & a hundred nearby s**t themselves...

 

[Woodsmoke]

Obviously none of them have been in the forces .......

3 sheets per crap. One 'up', one 'down', one 'polish'

 

[Deermanagement]

Looks like I'll be one of only a couple left who'd not working from home full time. Plenty of these here so was thinking of a fire sale to make up for pension losses

 

[Sampo]

Just go to the nearest superstore and hit the toilets. The running out is only on the shelves, there's still plenty where the real business is done and its free.

 

[flatliner]

Hopefully we get a bit of milder weather soon and there'll be an abundance of dock leaves.

 

[Andyquadra]

Hopefully we get a bit of milder weather soon and there'll be an abundance of dock leaves.

Going to catch a couple of grey squirrels and keep them caged, bit softer on the delicate parts

 

[dartmoordog]

Going to catch a couple of grey squirrels and keep them caged, bit softer on the delicate parts

The buggers will nip your arse.............Apparently!

 

[Andyquadra]

The buggers will nip your arse.............Apparently!

Oh, you gotta be quick!

 

[reloader54]

The trick is to chloroform the squirrel before use, wipe and return to cage, squirrel awakes covered in sh1t and immediately proceeds to clean itself, ready to use again in no time at all.
fully conscious squirrels should never be placed near nuts of any kind.

 

[opticron1]

Why worry about paper anyway, just crap in a plastic bag and throw it into the trees - all the blo*dy lazy dog owners do it so why not……. Yet another walk spoilt by a number of lazy gits - here's hoping that they're the first to try and recover from Covid-19

 

[hunter243]

The trick is to chloroform the squirrel before use, wipe and return to cage, squirrel awakes covered in sh1t and immediately proceeds to clean itself, ready to use again in no time at all.
fully conscious squirrels should never be placed near nuts of any kind.

Now that's what I call recycling!

 

[Big_Sparky]

The trick is to chloroform the squirrel before use, wipe and return to cage, squirrel awakes covered in sh1t and immediately proceeds to clean itself, ready to use again in no time at all.
fully conscious squirrels should never be placed near nuts of any kind.

Worryingly detailed there mind..... almost sounds like the voice of experience.......

 

[reloader54]

Worryingly detailed there mind..... almost sounds like the voice of experience.......

I just have a unique soh,, I once did an interview and asked the bloke to stand on a large sheet of plastic sheeting in the middle of the room, two mates in suits and dark glasses stood either side of the doorway, first question,,, how well do you know my pregnant 16 year old daughter?

the guy fainted.

 

[Koenig]

You filthy lot...funny though.

 

[paul o']

I wont run out my sons girls dad works for kimberly clark packaging design dirctor and we have so much I start the outdoor fire with the stuff

 

[sh1kar]

Chatting to girl in Waitrose this morning. She said loo roll aisle full every morning then clears in 30 mins. Said to just get there at 8 and get what need. Filled every night
S

 

[Andyquadra]

 

[Andyquadra]