Lottery win

If the landlord would sell it I’d buy the farm we rent. Times running out on the tenancy (where did it go?) and we don’t want to leave!
 
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Ducks,deer and dingo`s,shoot deer from your porch up on the bushline in the morn or evenings..with your 300 Win mag of course lol.
A permanent bench for the wandering dogs ready to go.
Stalk up the bush creeks in your finest camo ha ha.
The unfinished house needs a tidy up but for KJF above a handy little property for the hunting minded.
Sambar stags galore,the joint is 1/2 hour down the road from me and a starter place for those that want an OS hunt property.
That bush goes forever surrounding the place so the 1300 acres is more like 13000


All id need on that property is a cabin or even a container or caravan ( but I'd build my own cabin with a proper word burner , outside fire pit areas etc )

Actually I'd buy johns off him , or the one next door , at least I'd have some proper company around the fire at supping time

Id never be inside anyway , apart from a sh1te, shower n shave ( when I could be bothered lol)

Just to add I'd have a proper pack of dogs , loads of the lil feckers

Pure bliss

Kjf
 
All id need on that property is a cabin or even a container or caravan

Id never be inside anyway , apart from a sh1te, shower n shave ( when I could be bothered lol)

Just to add I'd have a proper pack of dogs , loads of the lil feckers

Pure bliss

Kjf
I have had a poke around there KJF and for a bloke like yourself coming from the UK it is another world.

lil feckers? Big feckers are better, you would just feed the pack venison mate like i do.
 
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I won £5 on the Lotto this weekend and am undecided on how to use this windfall. If I won the jackpot, then maybe I could almost afford a decent sized dwelling in London. Maybe. At least a deposit I should think.
If you won a jack pot why live in a sh£t hole
Tusker
 
I have had a poke around there KJF and for a bloke like yourself coming from the UK it is another world.

lil feckers? Big feckers are better, you would just feed the pack venison mate like i do.
Stop it mate ,

Wat you do is my calling /dream ,( and I know you've grafted reet hard for it)

You are living a lottery win mate ,

Feckin Goood on ya brother

Kjf
 
If you won a jack pot why live in a sh£t hole
Tusker
It's a fair point, but as this was just a flippant comment for amusement, I won't go down that rabbit hole... I still have a free fiver though. That's almost enough for a pint round here. If there were pubs to buy one in.
 
I am well set up now anyway so if it was a big enough win I would open an orphanage in India maybe up in Rajasthan as I have been there a few time and can see the need, what a feel good thing it would be to me to fall off the perch doing something like that.
 
Sort the kids out then sort my brothers out,sit back where I am and watch them enjoy,. O I might get a farm next to Mr C Packham and have the time of my life.
 
Sort the kids out then sort my brothers out,sit back where I am and watch them enjoy,. O I might get a farm next to Mr C Packman and have the time of my life.
 
I would hire five prostitutes.
I love a game of Risk, and I can never get enough people to play with me.
Might arrange it on my new yacht, so they can't cry off and spoil the game.
 
There is nothing I really need, I live in my heaven, but if I could change anything, I would reduce the population by three quarters, because the vast majority of people get right up my fcuking nose.

I live amongst stunning scenery, the best stalking you will ever get, plenty of open space, ancient woodlands, beautiful rivers, such a diversity of wildlife habitat, amazing beaches and coastline that produces some of the finest fishing you could want.....BUT people, far to many people, especially in the better months.
 
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