So, what’s your claim to fame?

Went Horseback Hunting with a Handgun for Hogs. A triple threat however all we did was have fun. No hogs were hurt during the experience.
 
Won the pumpkin competition in local pub many moons ago

met Schumacher and Raikkonen at launch of 458 in Modena. Both hard work to chat with

Met Princess Anne at scouts Jamboree in Warwickshire and Queen at Springer Spaniel trials at Broadlands gamefair

Rescued some kid in bad rip tide and surf in north Cornwall (Barrel Rock) and got a smashed head which needed stitching for my efforts

173 on Lavant straight at Goodwood

2 R and L at Woodcock. Sadly broke gun after first but didn’t reload both times

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was escorted round john mayors garden by armed police whilst ferreting, still chat to norma a couple of times a year. had dinner sat next to lembik opic, really funny guy and he thought nick cleg was a knob.
i may be more famous in a few months, girl friend has sign us up for a building show on itv
 
Mid 70's worked with Graham Smith who was in Corby Band called St Cecilia, They hit number 1 in the charts in 1971 with, Leap up and down and wave your knickers in the air (Banned by the BBC) Luckily he never gave up his day job and now runs his own joinery business. :-|


And in1997 I made a Bespoke Kitchen for Delia Smith
 
Sat next to Sir Ranulph Fiennes on a flight to Aberdeen (grumpy and rude)

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I once had dinner with Sir Ran in Aberdeen, wonder if it was the same occasion? It took a little while to get him comfortable and chatting but I found him pleasant company.
 
I had a knee trembler in 1974 (?) in a glass walled red telephone box in the Perth WA City centre.......being young it was fun....while it lasted.
 
I gave Madonna a leg up on her horse.

I beat one of the greatest racehorse of the era ( Borroughhill Lad) when I was a jockey.

Disarmed a chap of a shotgun about to shoot a mate.
Probably more, can't remember
Just remembered, fought the English champion in the Stablelads boxing (didn't end well)
Tusker
 
Few years ago on the flight back London to aberdeen, packed and two seats left next to me. On comes the Big Yin and his wife. He faffs about trying to find room in the overhead bin for his banjo and he asks me if I wouldn’t mind getting up etc.
I spent the whole flight having a great chat, big grin on my face and a hardon a cat couldn’t scratch.
I mean, I’ve had a thing for Pamela Stephenson since not the nine o’clock news days 😁
Ah that explains your user name so 😇
 
Won the pumpkin competition in local pub many moons ago

met Schumacher and Raikkonen at launch of 458 in Modena. Both hard work to chat with

Met Princess Anne at scouts Jamboree in Warwickshire and Queen at Springer Spaniel trials at Broadlands gamefair

Rescued some kid in bad rip tide and surf in north Cornwall (Barrel Rock) and got a smashed head which needed stitching for my efforts

173 on Lavant straight at Goodwood

2 R and L at Woodcock. Sadly broke gun after first but didn’t reload both times

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Made the cover of Woman’s Weekly
Made the centrefold in Look & Learn
Danced with Princess Anne
Had James Herriot (well, Christopher Timothy) in the front passenger seat of my Golf
Sat next to Sir Viv Richards on the flight back from Sydney
Won a dial-in competition on Radio Luxembourg (Fab 208!)
Played in a knockabout on Clapham Common with Francis Lee
Stood next to Barry Humphries going through security at LHR
Asked a member of staff in Victoria’s Secret if they sold flannel nightshirts….
 
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