1895Gunner
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Went Horseback Hunting with a Handgun for Hogs. A triple threat however all we did was have fun. No hogs were hurt during the experience.
My claim to fame is that my penis is the same length as 5 Argos pens!
Oh, I am also banned from Argos![]()
I once had dinner with Sir Ran in Aberdeen, wonder if it was the same occasion? It took a little while to get him comfortable and chatting but I found him pleasant company.Sat next to Sir Ranulph Fiennes on a flight to Aberdeen (grumpy and rude)
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We’re any handcuffs used in the evening entertainmentMet a female prison officer on a date back in 1988 and she took me back to her place for the night, they opened the main gate for her as she drove in, she was the governor.
Ah that explains your user name soFew years ago on the flight back London to aberdeen, packed and two seats left next to me. On comes the Big Yin and his wife. He faffs about trying to find room in the overhead bin for his banjo and he asks me if I wouldn’t mind getting up etc.
I spent the whole flight having a great chat, big grin on my face and a hardon a cat couldn’t scratch.
I mean, I’ve had a thing for Pamela Stephenson since not the nine o’clock news days![]()
Won the pumpkin competition in local pub many moons ago
met Schumacher and Raikkonen at launch of 458 in Modena. Both hard work to chat with
Met Princess Anne at scouts Jamboree in Warwickshire and Queen at Springer Spaniel trials at Broadlands gamefair
Rescued some kid in bad rip tide and surf in north Cornwall (Barrel Rock) and got a smashed head which needed stitching for my efforts
173 on Lavant straight at Goodwood
2 R and L at Woodcock. Sadly broke gun after first but didn’t reload both times
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Bugger I never thought to ask, I was busy while her cat watched. Leaving the next morning was unreal the gate control winking at meWe’re any handcuffs used in the evening entertainment
Is that a euphemism?Leaving the next morning was unreal the gate control winking at me