Not stalking , but worth a mention.
I once picked my mate up for a walked up day on the pheasants. When we got to the shoot , he went to the back of my truck to put his boots on . At this point he realised that he'd left his boots sitting in his porch .
Fair play to him , he walked the hedges all day in his bedroom slippers , he spent most of the day slipping over , and pulling his slippers out of mud holes . It goes without saying , that me being such a good and loyal friend, I didn't take the xxxx , not even once , and I definitely didn't tell any of our other shooting mates either
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I once picked my mate up for a walked up day on the pheasants. When we got to the shoot , he went to the back of my truck to put his boots on . At this point he realised that he'd left his boots sitting in his porch .
Fair play to him , he walked the hedges all day in his bedroom slippers , he spent most of the day slipping over , and pulling his slippers out of mud holes . It goes without saying , that me being such a good and loyal friend, I didn't take the xxxx , not even once , and I definitely didn't tell any of our other shooting mates either
