Daft ideas you’ve always wanted to try.

I'd love to see the carcase when you take it to the game dealer.....
Mind you, I always used to worry when you saw the Claymore and it has "Front towards the enemy" on the casing.......:eek:
You’ve got to wonder what caused them to feel the need to put that…
 
That’s the easy bit, the difficult bit is deciding where to lay siege to, a long list.
Probably best not to Ann Widdecombe's virginity. Still hasn't fallen after seventy six years. My late mother, a War Widow, God bless her, couldn't stand the woman and her patronising preaching. Remarking "I was married at twenty one and a War Widow at twenty four. I don't intend to listen to lessons in life from a sixty odd year old virgin, thank you very much."
 
My daft idea is rebarreling a rifle (or getting it done). I’ll never wear mine out and nothing will be more dead and I don’t even know what calibre I’d choose. Yet I keep thinking about it.
 
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