You mean you have never come across the "Nah, No call for those mate" But I have just called for one...helpful souls in all your experience of engineering storemen?
There was an amazing ironmongers shop in Droitwich in the seventies called Machins. It may still be there. Classic Hair grips to battleships in stock.
Huge queue, finally get to the counter, I asked for hammer handles... "What? 'ere Jim we got any HHHammer Haandels?" "I don't know I'll ask Bert. Bert some bloke wants ammer and eels, do we have any left?" and so on until I pointed out the shelf full of hammer handles "Oh you mean stales...why didn't you say?" The queue behind the wet-behind-the-ears southerner all thought it really funny...
Do you have a funnel? "What? 'ere Jim we got any funnels?" "I dunno, never heard of em, I will ask Bert…and so on when I pointed to the funnels I got "Ah you mean a tun dish, why didn't you say?
Blighters still wrote handle and funnel on the receipt…
Burns deep when you are twenty and want to be a grown up.
Alan