My wife is divorcing me because of SD !

[bobjs]

there is far too much of this not going on,

had a good laugh at this, just what i needed to have this morning after the bill for 2 new tyres, road tax and a new front coil spring and anti roll bar bush on my car,

can't all be bad

bob.

 

[finnbear270]

there is far too much of this not going on,

had a good laugh at this, just what i needed to have this morning after the bill for 2 new tyres, road tax and a new front coil spring and anti roll bar bush on my car,

can't all be bad

bob.

Bob, you may find the thread on understanding independent suspension, of interest, as you are going to be spending out on that stuff.

 

[bobjs]

Bob, you may find the thread on understanding independent suspension, of interest, as you are going to be spending out on that stuff.

cheers bud.


was going to reloading solutions on monday........................................not now,

bob.

 

[Labrat]

Ah, its like they go to some sort of psychotic bitch finishing school where they all learn the same script - Ecoute et répète

You love that computer/bike/car/TV/gun more than you love me
I love you but I'm not in love with you
nothing (i.e., answer to the question 'whats wrong?')

 

[sikamalc]

I would like to add that Admin/owners of this site take no responsibility for your addiction to this site

But having had the grief of being moaned at about my passion for deer stalking and hunting and the love for the natural world for many years I have now found the ideal new partner.

5ft 2" blonde with blue eyes, drives a 1100cc trike, loves my dogs, now has a FA cert, has taken three of the species of deer with me, even helped drag all of them (Sika Stag, Fallow Buck and a Roe Buck). Looks after me like a king, wants me to hang all of my African trophies up in the new house we have bought together, and furthermore cooks and looks after the lads whilst we are in Scotland and enjoys every minute of it.

And she bought me a Mitsubishi FTO for my birthday 3 years ago...................... and this is not made up either

I count myself a very fortunate man.

 

[jimbo1984]

I would like to add that Admin/owners of this site take no responsibility for your addiction to this site

But having had the grief of being moaned at about my passion for deer stalking and hunting and the love for the natural world for many years I have now found the ideal new partner.

5ft 2" blonde with blue eyes, drives a 1100cc trike, loves my dogs, now has a FA cert, has taken three of the species of deer with me, even helped drag all of them (Sika Stag, Fallow Buck and a Roe Buck). Looks after me like a king, wants me to hang all of my African trophies up in the new house we have bought together, and furthermore cooks and looks after the lads whilst we are in Scotland and enjoys every minute of it.

And she bought me a Mitsubishi FTO for my birthday 3 years ago...................... and this is not made up either

I count myself a very fortunate man.

​Does she have a sister???

 

[sikamalc]

​Does she have a sister???

No sorry.

She chose a Browning x bolt in 243 and I bought her a new Leuopold VXL to go on the top of it.

 

[jimbo1984]

No sorry.

She chose a Browning x bolt in 243 and I bought her a new Leuopold VXL to go on the top of it.

Oh well a man can try ! Lol the woman I've just started seeing thinks shooting is wierd .... She may not last long!

 

[sikamalc]

Oh well a man can try ! Lol the woman I've just started seeing thinks shooting is wierd .... She may not last long!

Oh dear, if you don't mind me saying so that's not good.

Here you go!!

 

[jimmy milnes]

There are quite a few old women on here so she may be closer to being half right....
Tim.243

Duno about that tim but in my time on here ive come across a few bitches !!!!! Haha

 

[Si]

My wife has had enough of me having my head in my iPhone every evening for 2 hours.She now wants a devorce as she says I have another woman that I am texting on an evening ???
Thanks SD for being such a wonderful site/ forum.
Happy days !!!!

​Could be worse.... you could be called Duncan Bannatyne

 

[Dragunov]

Oh well a man can try ! Lol the woman I've just started seeing thinks shooting is wierd .... She may not last long!

I had a similar thing with a female I was seeing! I got the " If I'm going to live with you those guns have got to go!"
She got the " The doors there close it on your way out!"

 

[jimbo1984]

I had a similar thing with a female I was seeing! I got the " If I'm going to live with you those guns have got to go!"
She got the " The doors there close it on your way out!"

Lol if it comes to that I'll be saying the same but im
hoping to educate her .... And teach her about firearms and country sports too!

 

[night stalker]

My wife once said to me that she had had enough and it was either her or the guns. I put my coat on and said "Im off to the pub give me a ring when you've sorted your head out" 6 pints of Guinness later she phoned to say my tea was ready and hasn't mentioned anything daft like that since.

Rick

 

[Tim.243]

Duno about that tim but in my time on here ive come across a few bitches !!!!! Haha

I liked that one lol
Tim.243

 

[Steyer 6.5]

I would like to add that Admin/owners of this site take no responsibility for your addiction to this site

But having had the grief of being moaned at about my passion for deer stalking and hunting and the love for the natural world for many years I have now found the ideal new partner.

5ft 2" blonde with blue eyes, drives a 1100cc trike, loves my dogs, now has a FA cert, has taken three of the species of deer with me, even helped drag all of them (Sika Stag, Fallow Buck and a Roe Buck). Looks after me like a king, wants me to hang all of my African trophies up in the new house we have bought together, and furthermore cooks and looks after the lads whilst we are in Scotland and enjoys every minute of it.

And she bought me a Mitsubishi FTO for my birthday 3 years ago...................... and this is not made up either

I count myself a very fortunate man.

You jammy bugger, where did you find her?

 

[sikamalc]

You jammy bugger, where did you find her?

I got lucky, really lucky and I count myself as a very fortunate man.

 

[User00047]

I have now found the ideal new partner.

5ft 2" blonde with blue eyes, drives a 1100cc trike, loves my dogs, now has a FA cert, has taken three of the species of deer with me, even helped drag all of them (Sika Stag, Fallow Buck and a Roe Buck). Looks after me like a king, wants me to hang all of my African trophies up in the new house we have bought together, and furthermore cooks and looks after the lads whilst we are in Scotland and enjoys every minute of it.

And she bought me a Mitsubishi FTO for my birthday 3 years ago...................... and this is not made up either

I count myself a very fortunate man.

I was thinking: "what's the punch line?"

 

[sikamalc]

Lets not get personal please lads................ she is a member on here.

 

[jimbo1984]

I got lucky, really lucky and I count myself as a very fortunate man.

You sure are Malc congrats ! After a few chats mine has agreed to try some venison and has no problem with guns as such just never been around it so was unsure about many things, on a big plus side her 2 lads want to go ferreting this year so hopefully I can get 2 lads introduced to country sports !