1) It wasnae me......
2) A bigger boy did it and ran awa' .....
3) Please can I gan tae the lavvy, ah've wet massel.....
4) With my superb forensic legal trained memory that has never let me down....errr.... I forgot to note anything down about any accusations of a sexual nature about my revered predecessor.
How many of these excuses are going to come out today I wonder........ taxi for Sturgeon........

