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Salmond v Sturgeon
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Alba are only going for the list seats SNP will will the constituency seats and Alba perhaps a couple of list seats at most.
Freeforester
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A real Scot’s view:
long_range_rob
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It’s hilarious to see wee Jimmie saying the fat lad has significant questions to answer. Ms Pot and Mr Kettle. Come on Scotland, vote them both out.
Pah, an educated Scot who has traveled widely beyond his own country and studied history. What does he know..
Salmond and Sturgeon between them have done nothing except bring the Scottish political system and the SNP into disrepute and ridicule. I can't see how so many people in Scotland can't see that. My worry is that in the forthcoming election the SNP and the brand new Alba party, which might split the independence vote, but even then, between them, they will both comfortably beat any other party and political view.
But such a beautiful country and (generally) great people.
But such a beautiful country and (generally) great people.
Freeforester
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”What has she been up to at the Balmoral Hotel?”
Er, taking a piano upstairs?
Er, taking a piano upstairs?
Foxyboy43
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A quote from the Krankie last night:-
"I'll leave other people to judge if my focus has been on the pandemic or not over the past year. People have seen me literally every single day lead the country's fight against Covid and I have literally spent almost every waking moment doing that.”.
Soooo, the various minor items such as her and her government’s handling of a certain case and the various “goings on” involving Fat Boy not so Slim have clearly not caused her a thought. Oh yeah! But just another little bit of a porky to add to just the one or two others.
"I'll leave other people to judge if my focus has been on the pandemic or not over the past year. People have seen me literally every single day lead the country's fight against Covid and I have literally spent almost every waking moment doing that.”.
Soooo, the various minor items such as her and her government’s handling of a certain case and the various “goings on” involving Fat Boy not so Slim have clearly not caused her a thought. Oh yeah! But just another little bit of a porky to add to just the one or two others.
Just as well no one asked her about why she has covered up Mr Fumble's "inappropriate" actions for the last ten years..... And why the super duper, £200m over budget ferries are going to be even later getting into service (shortage of skilled shipbuilders in Scotland - who knew?).... And just as well the Institute for Fiscal Studies report about the 30% increase in funding per head of population more than the rest of the UK ( due to the Barnett formula) was only made public this morning..... and the admission that a considerable amount of the Scottish Nasty Party's promises (AKA pre election bribes) are built on UK funds and won't be there once the pandemic is over. Financially incompetent politics at it's worst and has been for 14 long years, thanks to Fat Eck and his "loyal" acolyte wee jimmy Krankie .
You would be forgiven for thinking they had not been in power for the last 14 years.A quote from the Krankie last night:-
"I'll leave other people to judge if my focus has been on the pandemic or not over the past year. People have seen me literally every single day lead the country's fight against Covid and I have literally spent almost every waking moment doing that.”.
Soooo, the various minor items such as her and her government’s handling of a certain case and the various “goings on” involving Fat Boy not so Slim have clearly not caused her a thought. Oh yeah! But just another little bit of a porky to add to just the one or two others.
Amazing how increasing drug deaths, child poverty, illiteracy, innumeracy, joblessness, healthcare delays, new hospitals 18 years late snd still not open.....
But if we get independence......,..
Foxyboy43
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Gosh! Hasn’t it all gone a bit quiet? Except of course the fatone now becoming a novichok denier? Four times he refused to answer on Russia’s “alleged” involvement in these crimes, I am sure it has absolutely nothing to do with his “show” being broadcast on Russian TV but hey ho.
Thinking this “Alba” thing through and further to other threads - is the fatone really trying to split the SNP vote in May or does the ol rascal more strategically see himself as a “kingmaker” as opposed to a “queenmaker”? In the event of his previous party (other political jokes are available) ending up with no overall majority will he offer to support it as required but just maybe on the condition that Mrs K is sent back to her career in Pantomime (the other non-political sort)? The ol boy is nae fool!
Thinking this “Alba” thing through and further to other threads - is the fatone really trying to split the SNP vote in May or does the ol rascal more strategically see himself as a “kingmaker” as opposed to a “queenmaker”? In the event of his previous party (other political jokes are available) ending up with no overall majority will he offer to support it as required but just maybe on the condition that Mrs K is sent back to her career in Pantomime (the other non-political sort)? The ol boy is nae fool!
Oh, we're still getting all the pre election bullsh*t from Krankie and Fat Eck..... Krankie is still telling us how wonderful she is and what she's going to do in her next five years (time in prison would be my suggestion...) - as in stuff her party hasn't been doing in the last fourteen years! She's gone all coy and quiet about the fact that three members of the SNP finance and audit committee have resigned as they weren't allowed to view the party accounts - held by her "husband" , Murrell. Just as they were trying to find out why the staff salaries had gone up by 14% in the last year.... Still, nothing to see here at all, move along.... Still, we'll have a brand new bunch of clones from the Krankie stable to listen to all too soon. Hopefully fat Eck has still got a few more tricks up his sleeve to surprise the faithful with!
One topic not covered yet, How are they going to deal with the divorce settlement bill they will be getting if they go for Indy?
Doesn't matter a whit ,she,s now saying vote for me and il bring in a 4 day week to help you deal mentally with lockdown.
Allegedly 10 Million has been found down the snazi party sofa.
So that's that her 16 year old voters will ensure indy 2 will happen so bye bye enjoy your freedom.
Allegedly 10 Million has been found down the snazi party sofa.
So that's that her 16 year old voters will ensure indy 2 will happen so bye bye enjoy your freedom.
Yep..... the SNP "manifesto" was as amusing as the Green mob the day before..... utter drivel..... Considering financially the SNP have bankrupted the economy up here, she even had the brass neck to say that all the lovely promises made will depend on how much money she can get from the UK chancellor - at the same time as demanding to be allowed to go for independence!
14 long and painful years in power and still no idea how to grow and run an economy, it was the same with Fat Eck, but at least he'd attempted to show an interest in business when he was First minister. Sturgeon has no idea what she's doing, but she's surrounded by people who are too scared to tell her to go!
14 long and painful years in power and still no idea how to grow and run an economy, it was the same with Fat Eck, but at least he'd attempted to show an interest in business when he was First minister. Sturgeon has no idea what she's doing, but she's surrounded by people who are too scared to tell her to go!
Littlekilmory
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For true political theatre, I’m led to believe that Alec Salmond is appearing on Andrew Neil’s Spectator YouTube channel in a debate with George Galloway... this is scheduled for the last week of the month and should be a proper cage fight. Enjoy!
Foxyboy43
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Gosh! Wot fun - Gorgeous George (lately Scotland’s Ambassador to Gaddaffi) and Fat Boy not so Slim (currently Scotland’s Ambassador to Russia) !!!! All this and the referee with the worst irish jig (surely no-one’s hair could be that bad?) on tv, I wonder what they will possibly talk about?
All they need to complete this very scottish pantomime is a principal boy, now let me see......... She’s behind you Alec!!!!!
All they need to complete this very scottish pantomime is a principal boy, now let me see......... She’s behind you Alec!!!!!
