The Other Half

Just for the record, some of my male friends think it is odd that I spend so much time on hunting forums with all these unknown men. I keep saying you're all perfectly harmless, not to mention, at least on this particular site, across an ocean, but it does no good.

At least, given the fact that the vast majority of people who post on hunting sites are male, your wives don't have a great deal to worry about. So far as I know, ladystalker and I are the only two females on this site.
 
Gunslingergirl
Ive been told that on a wednesday nite Beowulf dresses up in his other halfs clothes before he logs in on here so that makes 3 women on this site :shock:
Hes gonna have my guts for garters when he reads this :-D :-D :-D
 
well gunslinger.....i suppose you are right in what you say.....can i ask :roll: ....have you ever hunted 'beaver' over in america?? :shock:

regards

duggers
 
Duggers
Thats a bit personal aint it :-D How dare you young man :shock: :-D :-D
The poor girl will be blushing now :-D
 
Duggers
Your making me blush now :shock:
Thats it im reporting you to the national hairy beaver trust :-D
Dont worry Gunslingergirl im on your side on this one ;)


Is it true tho :???: :-D
 
hey steyr......you got the wrong impression of me im sure :oops:

i was only asking if she hunts and eats beaver as i found this on the net for her!!

http://www.huntingsociety.org/BeaverRecipes.html

i cannot believe you would think such a thing of me :shock: :roll:

its full of different ways to eat beaver, the beaver covered in sour cream looks interesting!! :roll:

duggers
 
Duggers
Your just side tracking now & trying to get out of it.... :roll: I Know your sort well :-D :-D
You cant fool me im a master at tracking down hunters of Beaver :-D
Quite like the sound of that sour cream covered beaver!!!! Do you have any other web sites that show it :shock:
 
Gunslingergirl
Sorry if i offended you. Us brits have a twisted sence of humour but mean no harm. Wont happen again :oops:
 
Master Duggers if you are not careful you will be banished from Beowarts school of stalking and Beaver Hunting, unless you undertake the following punishment and right a thousand lines of

I will not mention in any way shape or form the word Beaver on this site from this day hence forth, for if I do, I shall be for ever Beaverless for the remainder of my life.

PS that leaves more for me and MrB :shock:
 
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: sikamalc

that went down like a lead balloon, maybe its best if i banish the beaver, never mention the hairy, smelly creature again.
always knew a beaver would get me in trouble!!!! :oops:
 
Hi Sikamalc
You & beowulf want it all to yourselves dont ya.... :-D
Im sure there is something going on between you pair :shock: The mighty BEOMALC :-D :-D :-D
 
I can guarantee there is nothing going on between us two. Well not the last time I looked anyway. :lol:

I am just concerned about Mr B, Duggers and Stone, they are like drug addicts, except they are hooked on Beaver.
Which in many instances can cost a hell of a lot more than drugs, it can make you old before your time if you form a very long attachment to the same one, can stop a man enjoying other various activities such as Stalking, and worst of all can thouroughly interfear with the overall hunting season by making demands to go shopping or asking you to decorate the living room, just when you had something more pressing lined up like trying out a new rifle at the gunshop, or going for a sociable drink with your mates, or even looking at penned Bison and Red Deer :-D

It should carry a government health warning.

No not Beaver, WEDDING CAKE :roll: it can be poisonus stuff.
 
Wedding cake :shock: Thats a swear word in my dictionary..... :-D
NO NO NO More of that cake for me. Luckily my other half is a gem & lets me out to play when i want :-D
 
I did hear that Beaver can play havoc with your navigation, apparently it can draw you further than gunpowder can blow you!

How can a little hairy thing like a Beaver do that to a grown man :???: :???:

John
 
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