SussexFallow
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I like blue cheese can you bring me some back please. Will send Jennifer Anniston to collect in my Lear jet . Thanks
atb Steve
Why do people ********?
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I like blue cheese can you bring me some back please. Will send Jennifer Anniston to collect in my Lear jet . Thanks
atb Steve
And there was me thinking that lovely smell in the back of the truck was Labrador's socks!!
, Was in a Scottish backstreet pub in Dunbar on one of my "Working away" jobs, we were listening to this guy holding forth about his high flying job down the road at the power station, when he asked us what we did, we told him about our high flying jobs as "Metallic fusion engineers" , He didn't twig we were welders!
I think the problem is that these people seldom run into someone who knows enough to tell that they're delusional. My worst experience of one was an elderly next door neighbour of my mother's ( who lives in the US). He told endless stories about being a CIA special agent and private advisor to Bill Clinton. All very funny, until he also started to tell my mum that I had 'confided' in him about my drug problem and the girl I'd got pregnant. Neither, of couse, true - but it really freaked my mum out.
ruby tuesday
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met a bloke last week who when he found out that I shot told me that he often shoots foxes at 100 yards lamping with his air rifle,when I questioned him in front of someone else he said it is on fac and does 32 ft lbs imagine how good he would be with a rimfire!
merlin
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There are some REAL bullsh****rs out there.....
Only last week, I'd just finished telling someone in the pub about how I'd stormed the Iranian embassy, invented the internet, been the first man on the moon, been a roadie for the Beatles, discovered penicillin, was 17th in line to the throne, had won the euromillions lottery jackpot on 5 separate occasions and slept with every Miss World ever, he tried to convince me that he had in fact once eaten 3 shredded wheat in one sitting.....honestly, some people eh.....??
Only last week, I'd just finished telling someone in the pub about how I'd stormed the Iranian embassy, invented the internet, been the first man on the moon, been a roadie for the Beatles, discovered penicillin, was 17th in line to the throne, had won the euromillions lottery jackpot on 5 separate occasions and slept with every Miss World ever, he tried to convince me that he had in fact once eaten 3 shredded wheat in one sitting.....honestly, some people eh.....??
paul o'
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bongo
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It's a perfectly acceptable medical term. When I did my psychology A-level *think* it was a person with an IQ below 70.
[please tell me political correctness not creeping ion here]
VssF
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did you
Dont worry. I realised he was winding me up! I'm a tad slow but not that slow. I know they don't come in boxes. They come in rows of ten.
Wildboar1973
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Hhhmmmmmhhhhmmm, interesting thread, it looks like we have a lot of real men, true hunters, true sportsmen all around the world.... Thank God!Otherwise I wouldnt know how to survive and make my day in this hard, hard world!
I had a client out for a little red stag or so, on the way from the meeting point to the highseat, a drive of about 15 minutes, I "learned" all about hunting, including all you may learn from the actual hunting magazines... I also got to know, for sure without asking him, that he did hunt all over the world and killed every (dangerous) species living or not living on this planet.
Finally we got on the highseat and a little stag showed up. The client started to shake like a leaf, had to clean the lenses of his binos and scopes several times because of his out of control breathing and was unable to take the shot for quite a while. Finally he raised the rifle, took a deep breath and ..... wet himself...
No further comment and details... We left without a stag in the bag....
I. Farticus
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+ 1
BasilBeGone
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I find a 1000 grain bullet with 6 pounds of varget work well at 3 miles in my 243
Yeah..........once!
bewsher500
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Ha ha!
some funny stories there.
i love the fact that it is OK to refer to "these people" as idiots, ******s, tossers, ********ters, arseholes, ********s, pricks, cocks, walts (which refers to Walter Mitty BTW) but it is somehow unacceptable to call them retards.........
i just love baiting the guys who shoot light for calibre bullets at max loads for "flatness"!!
until you ask them what the actual drop is past 300yds and find they have never shot at a target that far away!
some funny stories there.
i love the fact that it is OK to refer to "these people" as idiots, ******s, tossers, ********ters, arseholes, ********s, pricks, cocks, walts (which refers to Walter Mitty BTW) but it is somehow unacceptable to call them retards.........
i just love baiting the guys who shoot light for calibre bullets at max loads for "flatness"!!
until you ask them what the actual drop is past 300yds and find they have never shot at a target that far away!
Wildboar1973
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To be honest.....: The worst thing is, all of us know much more stories about these so called "experts".
I could keep telling stories for about hours, guests or clients shooting at cattle instead of red deer, getting a call to track a roe and ending on a huge fallow buck, ...... Why are there these people out in the field, carrying a gun, being ready to kill something or someone....? Makes me frightened....
I could keep telling stories for about hours, guests or clients shooting at cattle instead of red deer, getting a call to track a roe and ending on a huge fallow buck, ...... Why are there these people out in the field, carrying a gun, being ready to kill something or someone....? Makes me frightened....
I call these folk "Black Hat Men" - if you had a black hat they would have one which was more black than yours! 
what ever you have done they've done it bigger, more often etc etc..
what ever you have done they've done it bigger, more often etc etc..
Scots_stalker
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Bewsher. My child suffers from cerebral palsy. She fights everyday for life .she is fed 3times a day through a tube in her belly by a pump , Things your child takes for granted like scratching her nose is nigh on impossible for leigh to do , I sincerely hope disability does not land at your door. Then you will be spared the the hurt of people staring at your child , kids mocking my wife and child in tesco ( this happened on Saturday , I came home to my wife in tears ) and mindless idiots throwing the word retard about
ps this isn't about being PC. This is real ,anger inducing pain when I see
crap like this
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