Vacancy: Working in a sh1t works!

[limulus]

With admins approval as this isn’t deer related.

I have work available in the water treatment industry.
We pay:
£16.60/hr weekdays/nights
£19.10/hr weekend days/nights
35pp mile travel allowance
£15 per day away from home (over 50miles) food allowance.
We pay hotel accommodation and only use reputable hotels.
Work is on a self employed basis and after an initial 2 day training at £10/hr you’d then go onto the full rate.

Almost all the work is in southern England so it would involve being away from home a lot if you’re not in the area obviously.

The work involves running a centrifuge in a waste water treatment works (yes it smells!). The ability to stay awake is usually the most demanding part of the job and keeping the site clean washing down after spills etc

I try to run the rota on a week on week off basis but there is some flexibility if we have enough people to do say 3/4 on 3/4 off etc.

Weekend work is allocated to those also working weekday shifts

Each shift is usually 12hrs

Payment is weekly on the Monday following submitting of your invoice for that weeks work on the Sunday.

Tony

 

[Chasser]

It’s sh1t and p1ss to everyone else but it’s bread and butter to me, (and you)!

 

[spanj]

Good luck

 

[paul o']

Nice to see there's still brass in muck . nowt wrong with shat unless you fall in it and you need to get a train home but you do get space

 

[johndeere]

I know lads riving their tripe out in an abattoir for far less than this.

 

[long_range_rob]

Do you still get tomatoes growing round the site?

 

[bobt]

yes and loads of rabbits that need a shooting man to control
you dont notice a smell after a few hours,

 

[potshotpat]

If anyone takes this job, please can you keep a lookout for me dads false teeth.

 

[Swedish]

Weekends time and a turd surely?

 

[finnbear270]

Takes me back to cleaning out the intake channels @ Chester.

 

[dave 67]

When I was tanker driving we used to take caustic soda to the power plant at Beckton WTW it was down the end past all the settlement tanks, to get there we had to go over a bridge that spanned the two main inflow channels and was rated for 38 ton, we were going over full freighted at 44 ton so if the bridge failed you were definitely in the sh*t
Inside the plant was a lot of brown dust on everything as they dried the solids ground them up and burned them to produce steam to drive the turbines, always funny when we sent a new guy there and it dawned on them what the brown dust was

 

[Moray]

Do you still get tomatoes growing round the site?

Best place to get your young plants . And come free

 

[Brad93]

When I was tanker driving we used to take caustic soda to the power plant at Beckton WTW it was down the end past all the settlement tanks, to get there we had to go over a bridge that spanned the two main inflow channels and was rated for 38 ton, we were going over full freighted at 44 ton so if the bridge failed you were definitely in the sh*t
Inside the plant was a lot of brown dust on everything as they dried the solids ground them up and burned them to produce steam to drive the turbines, always funny when we sent a new guy there and it dawned on them what the brown dust was

Done a few shutdowns in there. That brown dust is so fine it's like talc, gets everywhere. Probably not very good for you.

The SPG (incinerator) doesn't smell half as bad as the THP side where they make the gas.

 

[limulus]

Rates ammended:

have work available in the water treatment industry.
We pay:
£16.60/hr weekdays/nights
£20/hr weekend days/nights
45pp mile travel allowance plus £16.60/hr travel time based on 50mph average speed from home postcode to site postcode
£25 per day away from home (over 50miles) food allowance.
We pay hotel accommodation and only use reputable hotels.
Work is on a self employed basis and after an initial 2 day training at £10/hr you’d then go onto the full rate.

Almost all the work is in southern England so it would involve being away from home a lot if you’re not in the area obviously.

The work involves running a centrifuge in a waste water treatment works (yes it smells!). The ability to stay awake is usually the most demanding part of the job and keeping the site clean washing down after spills etc

I try to run the rota on a week on week off basis but there is some flexibility if we have enough people to do say 3/4 on 3/4 off etc.

Weekend work is allocated to those also working weekday shifts

Each shift is usually 12hrs

Payment is weekly on the Monday following submitting of your invoice for that weeks work on the Sunday.

Tony

 

[limulus]

All sorted for now thanks gents.
Always have a quiet period around feb each year but soon picks up again

Thanks for all your interest

Tony

 

[Harry mac]

Do you still get tomatoes growing round the site?

The biggest tomato plant I ever saw, growing huge tomatoes, was growing out of one corner of a "sh1t tank" at a sewage plant we used to shoot rats at when I was a kid.