Yeah so l got feck all for Christmas but what did you buy for your wife…….partner……

My wife told me in front of the boys that she didn’t want me to buy her anything for Christmas and went out shopping with our grown up daughter. I then sat the boys down (9 and 12) and proceeded to explain why you should never believe a wife who said that to you if you wanted to live. They thought I was being daft as, they said, my wife never lies.

As I was explaining my daughter rang to say that my wife had confessed to her in the car that she would feel gutted if I didn’t buy her anything and my daughter was making sure I didn’t believe her. It was on speaker phone in front of the boys. Their faces were a picture!

Classic education in women!
 
She's been banging on about nothing on the telly and we could play gin rummy or something "If only we had..."
So amongst other things, I bought her a pack of playing cards but I didn't anticipate the 'what the feck...' face that came with them.

Women. I'm going to train on of the dogs how to cook.
 
My wife told me in front of the boys that she didn’t want me to buy her anything for Christmas and went out shopping with our grown up daughter. I then sat the boys down (9 and 12) and proceeded to explain why you should never believe a wife who said that to you if you wanted to live. They thought I was being daft as, they said, my wife never lies.

As I was explaining my daughter rang to say that my wife had confessed to her in the car that she would feel gutted if I didn’t buy her anything and my daughter was making sure I didn’t believe her. It was on speaker phone in front of the boys. Their faces were a picture!

Classic education in women!
Oh how I wish I'd read this post before Christmas :oops:
 
Xmas was a long day here for me. Mrs was like really serious about not doing it so i believes her, why no eh? If someone says keys not do x y z etc I would believe them so I genuinely thought it was a go for keeping the hand in the pocket…anyway she turns up loaded up like Santa Claus drops me a bunch o gear and a pile of stuff for the collie…me, didn’t get a damn thing. Anybody else have a pot noodle for crimbo dinner? 🤣
 

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LED beanie hat for her in doors ( even managed to find a pink one ) so she doesn’t trip up when getting the logs in, got myself a FX Impact M3 plus accessorie, A Pard DS35 70 LRF Oh and a portable compressor to charge the new Air rifle😁😜
 
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