What really gets your goat?

Fat middle-aged blokes who squeeze themselves into wetsuits and then cruise up and down on jetskis about 20 yards offshore, ruining the beach for everyone else. They seem to think they're so cool, and think everyone is impressed, but in fact they're just tw@ts. Probably too scared to go out to sea and play with some real waves.
 
Hare coursers utter scum. Just been for a walk with the mutt and three hares all in a heap thrown in the hedge with lumps torn from them. No need, wouldn’t mind if they ate them but to just kill them and leave them by a footpath 🤬🤬🤬🤬
 
Ed Sheeran, thankfully he has had a break from fully polluting every media possible, even crept into GoT when nobody wanted him in it.

Drivers with 'princess/baby on board' signs in the car windows, they generally driver worse than everyone else.

Proper anorak motorcyclists that ruin everyone's ride out when they're on their fully high-viz'd up sports tourers with matching hi-viz clothing and white helmets (wannabe traffic cops).

Extremely pedantic hobbyists/enthusiasts, even though they can be helpful nobody really cares if a 7.62 is actually 7.623465426x39.000074mm.

Constant one-uppers and b**lsh***ers. If you've been to Tenerife, he's been to Elevenerife.

Tap dancing, just no, ban it.

My Mrs chucking the breadknife in the wash when all you need to do is wipe the crumbs off.

That'll do for today :tiphat:
 
Hare coursers utter scum. Just been for a walk with the mutt and three hares all in a heap thrown in the hedge with lumps torn from them. No need, wouldn’t mind if they ate them but to just kill them and leave them by a footpath 🤬🤬🤬🤬
complete scum, cops should take the dogs and destroy them, only way they will learn
 
The woke phrase 'going forward '!
I don't know what it's got to do with "woke" (whatever that's supposed to mean exactly), but in most respects I'd rather be going forward than going back!
(Except for this getting older malarkey. I wouldn't mind turning the clock back a bit there!)
 
Women who seem to think it's necessary to wear deodorant, perfume and a full face of makeup to go swimming. The resulting oil slick that surrounds them is nauseating for any other pool user who's unfortunate enough to swim through it.
 
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