Yeah so l got feck all for Christmas but what did you buy for your wife…….partner……

[Fosbery Holster]

OK so l got feck all but still breathing after all the excitement of getting feckin nothing……I’ll start it off with what l got our lass…….a chainsaw and a trailer for her pushbike……can you beat that ? the expense feck me !!

 

[k30lls]

A hoover and a paintbrush

 

[Rake Aboot]

A five bedroom new build house

I’m now officially skint

 

[timbrayford]

Bigger all

 

[Liveonce]

after 40 years together I thought I knew her, but one small present I expected her to like given she enjoys taking photos, family, holidays etc was a nice quality selfie stick, response she hates it but the rest of the family present today think it’s great guess I got that wrong

 

[Overlay]

after 40 years together I thought I knew her, but one small present I expected her to like given she enjoys taking photos, family, holidays etc was a nice quality selfie stick, response she hates it but the rest of the family present today think it’s great guess I got that wrong

Yep i know that feeling my Mrs wanted to use the camera more, so 3 years ago I purchased at great expense a all angle motorised phone camera thing, set it all up for her, it’s never been out of the box since, the grand kids use it now

i don’t ask

 

[B&W FOX]

A maximum/ minimum thermometer.....
at least I know if she's in a frosty mood in the morning

 

[potshotpat]

Chip pan . The tears said it all. Bless.

 

[Leec6.5]

I bought my mrs a diamond necklace to match the earrings i got her birthday.

 

[User00032]

My missus said let’s not do Xmas..fine by me…saved a bit of wad not doing that but she did get me a little thing just to stay in the crimbo spirit.

 

[potshotpat]

My missus said let’s not do Xmas..fine by me…saved a bit of wad not doing that but she did get me a little thing just to stay in the crimbo spirit.

Classic

 

[308tikka]

My missus said let’s not do Xmas..fine by me…saved a bit of wad not doing that but she did get me a little thing just to stay in the crimbo spirit.

 

[User00032]

Well, I confess. I did get her a little something. Got her a top hat and a dildo…my thinking is if she doesn’t like the top hat she can go f*** hersel’ Ah I like Xmas

 

[johndeere]

kitchen

 

[eldon]

Well the wife hasn't quite got a motorbike yet although she likes being pillion on mine so I bought her an exhaust to go with it

The only comment I got was " can't believe you've put it on the new carpet"

 

[Fosbery Holster]

Isn’t it strange

A hoover and a paintbrush

A feckin hoover and paintbrush ??

 

[Fosbery Holster]

A five bedroom new build house

I’m now officially skint

what you gonna fill it with ……..practical things l suppose

 

[Fosbery Holster]

I like all the practical good sense stuff lads…..l remember last year l got our lass an electric shaver…….the difference it’s made to her appearance…….but the stubble on her chin is something else……..I’ll find a use for it sooner or later, thinking about it there’s an old table wants sanding

 

[Fosbery Holster]

Bigger all

is that bugger all in my part of the country ?

 

[oldhamstocks]

We're at 'small present stage', she's always borrowing my lens cleaning cloth for her specks so I got her a wee keyring cleaning-cloth holder thingy from the phenomenal Banton Frameworks in Scotland Optical & Sunglasses frames made in UK | Banton Frameworks

She loves it, to my amazement. As I've crept past the half-century the 'buy nice or buy twice (at least)' mantra has at last kicked in so I bought the best varifocals I could from them a few years ago in quality frames, and they've been incredibly durable and the customer service is amazing. She actually commented on the quality of the manufacture

Of course my 'multiple big shooting presents to myself' are well hidden, so I feel a tad guilty at all the extra nice stuff she got me as I 'never get myself anything'