"Prove it was me"...

[Stalker62]

 

[VIGILAIRE]

A guilty dog's 4 favourite words come in to play - "There were NO witnesses"!

 

[Stalker62]

OK then.

I didn't want to go down this route...but you have forced my hand...

 

[Red Dragon 2]

The one behind the door putting the blame on the one one the furniture!!!

 

[Rake Aboot]

Old lurcher ate a window wiper blade to death in the back of the van the other day.
Complete denial
When I opened the door, I swear if he could whistle he would have, whilst looking away.

 

[geoffw]

It was Peter Rabbit- you can tell by the way he's revisited the scene of the crime. Rookie error.

And you an experienced hand at this, tssk...

 

[Stalker62]

It was Peter Rabbit- you can tell by the way he's revisited the scene of the crime.

To be fair, I had him down as an accomplice.

 

[Koenig]

A big dog did it, then ran off

 

[Donkey Basher]

Old lurcher ate a window wiper blade to death in the back of the van the other day.
Complete denial
When I opened the door, I swear if he could whistle he would have, whilst looking away.

One of mine demolished a new, & waiting to be fitted to the rear window, wiper blade. Trouble is it wasn’t the one who has a rep for chewing things but who got the blame for it anyway… something I only found out when I caught him later the same day chewing something else in the car!

 

[Foxyboy43]

Typical, the one time you finally win the monthly draw and the bloody dog eats your prize!!
Must be my turn now though…….
Oh plz, plz……

 

[JockStalk]

Thats a ‘I’m in trouble but that was so much fun’ kinda look

 

[Franchi Matt]

We had an miniature English Bull Terrier that had almost human shameful faces never quite seen anything like it. Miss that fella

 

[CookM]

My lurcher ate a chocolate log the wife had made at a 45° angle along the length.This was before she had learnt to jump.
Unable to get on the worktop she did her best then denied all knowledge.

 

[finbar]

Lurchers born thieves ma mates ate full Christmas cake two days before Christmas his mam no to pleased that was 40 odd years ago & it still makes us laugh…. Miss ma lurcher days & ma youth

 

[Rory]

 

[potshotpat]

One of my Spaniels years ago, one weekend eat one of my socks. Luckily I got it back the following Tuesday. Same dog when out shooting miles from anywhere brought me back a ten pound note. True.

 

[Klenchblaize]

I’m afraid my lurcher had far better taste; ranging from goat, lamb, lama and beef. The latter as roasted and left to ‘stand’ in the Kings Head Pub, Bexley Village.

This was in the late 70’s so all canine convictions are now ‘spent’.

K

 

[Sika98k]

My lurcher ate a chocolate log the wife had made at a 45° angle along the length.This was before she had learnt to jump.
Unable to get on the worktop she did her best then denied all knowledge.

At what age did your wife learn to jump ?

 

[Jon P]

Back 30 plus years ago I had a lurcher that would wait until we were 2 fields away from the farm I was living at at the time, the lurcher would bolt back to the farm house open the back door and steal whatever was cooking on the oven, he would even pull the grill pan out to steal bacon. He did not make me very popular at the time.

 

[CookM]

At what age did your wife learn to jump ?

Never managed to train her yet.
Dog and myself got some abuse.