When you just know what your wife is going to say...

[VSS]

I don't get this one. Or is it about erection?

Richard = Dick

 

[Fn5]

At school, a lad in my class was Daniel Taylor, his older sister whom everyone fancied had the unfortunate name of Jenna....

 

[Stalker62]

I don’t know how to spend all the time and money accumulating since I got rid of my beloved Disco.

@dunwater

Funny thing.

I am heading North again on Sunday. After much discussion and wringing of hands, I will be doing so in my wife's Volvo.
Whilst perfect once you are in the Highlands, getting the old 110 up and down the M6 is hard graft.

I 'caught' my wife looking at car dealerships on her phone last night - Subaru as it happens.




Something makes me wonder if she is being unfaithful...



I have a sneaky suspicion that this is what I will see on the driveway when I return from the far North...

 

[tarponhead]

Yes, they meet minimum muzzle energy for UK deer.

Will they stabilise copper though?

 

[Smellydog]

@dunwater

Funny thing.

I am heading North again on Sunday. After much discussion and wringing of hands, I will be doing so in my wife's Volvo.
Whilst perfect once you are in the Highlands, getting the old 110 up and down the M6 is hard graft.

I 'caught' my wife looking at car dealerships on her phone last night - Subaru as it happens.
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Something makes me wonder if she is being unfaithful...
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I have a sneaky suspicion that this is what I will see on the driveway when I return from the far North...


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Your back!
Where the hell, apart from under a 110, have you been????

 

[GlennUK]

Hawker Hunter?

but what i want to know why was he pretending to hold a pistol?

 

[Stalker62]

Your back!
Where the hell, apart from under a 110, have you been????

@Smellydog

Thread 'Another purile (sic) tale from the Highlands and Islands...'

Feb 5, 2025

Warning this post may contain (almost certainly will) puerile content.


"Go to Islay" said my friend...

"Lots to do on Islay" said my friend...

"Lots for your wife to do on Islay" said my friend.

Yeah. About that...

Long short.

I went to Islay. Worse than that, I went to Islay with my wife. I invited my wife. I did not invite Storm Eowyn...


Islay is a long way from my wee house. Pretty much it is two days trek. Start with your back to the English Channel and stop when you fall into the water left of Glasgow. At least that is what the AA rout planner says. It was...

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[GlennUK]

Richard = Dick

A friend of mine introduced himself to a group us, all hairy ****ed firemen saying 'hi my names Richard and i like dick' he was forever after referred to as 'Richard who prefers dick

 

[Dunwaters]

A friend of mine introduced himself to a group us, all hairy ****ed firemen saying 'hi my names Richard and i like dick' he was forever after referred to as 'Richard who prefers dick

I briefly worked with a gentleman from the Middle East who laboured under the name Dick****.
He was universally referred to as Richard the turd…

 

[enfieldspares]

Were his son's called, Ford, Morris, and Austin....?

And his dog was called...Fido...

Gotcha all those that thought I was going to suggest his dog was called Rover!

 

[enfieldspares]

I know a guy who called his 2 daughters Porsche and Mercedes!!

Which is life coming full circle as the Mercedes car was named after the daughter of the man that named it so.

 

[Koenig]

Walmart - anywhere in Florida…..the kids couldn’t stop laughing. I swear it’s like a re-make of MJ’s Thriller