Drums across the Jed Water….

[finnbear270]

Talking of weather, Sleeting here now, must be that Amy bitch.

 

[opticron1]

Once again, valuable court time and money wasted on these clowns who are busy making money from their social media accounts - none of whom will cough up any costs to the Council and land owners who have to pay for the legal action.
As the three clowns have valid passports for Zimbabwe, Ghana and the good ol' USA and have caused no end of grief and expense....surely the easy option would be to transfer them to an airport and return them to their places of residence?

 

[Foxyboy43]

Once again, valuable court time and money wasted on these clowns who are busy making money from their social media accounts - none of whom will cough up any costs to the Council and land owners who have to pay for the legal action.
As the three clowns have valid passports for Zimbabwe, Ghana and the good ol' USA and have caused no end of grief and expense....surely the easy option would be to transfer them to an airport and return them to their places of residence?

No, no, no!
In the spirit of love and friendship this tribe shares with the current rulers of their neighbouring country (formerly known as Krankiestan) surely Wee Hen could offer them asylum and put them up in her very own Campervan hame?

 

[Foxyboy43]

How bad, how sad - the drums fall silent….
'African tribe' leader deported after eviction from Scots woodland 'African tribe' leader deported after eviction from Scots woodland

 

[HonestJohn]

Good

 

[Nickb]

Excellent

 

[Mr Tree]

I kinda like the idea of "Handmaidens" ........ & drumming! Not so sure about the well fed fat chief, any reports of missing sheep in the area?

 

[oldhamstocks]

Bams, the lot of them! Concur with Honest John about the Jeddart butcher, very good, but the Scotch Pie fae the nearby Denholm butcher is well worth a partaking of, as is the steak pie, the chicken pie, the list goes on...

 

[HonestJohn]

Bams, the lot of them! Concur with Honest John about the Jeddart butcher, very good, but the Scotch Pie fae the nearby Denholm butcher is well worth a partaking of, as is the steak pie, the chicken pie, the list goes on...

Denholm butcher will cut you a nice piece of fillet as well, ask to see a whole piece and they’ll let you choose the cut you want. Obviously not for a tenners steak

 

[Smellydog]

Why has it taken so long and how much tax money has it taken.
I don't see this as a triumph but yet another British farce.

 

[Foxyboy43]

I kinda like the idea of "Handmaidens" ........ & drumming! Not so sure about the well fed fat chief, any reports of missing sheep in the area?

I think the handmaidens went first…..

 

[old keeper]

Quote - Asked if the group planned to move elsewhere, the self-proclaimed king said: "If the creator of the heavens and the earth wants us to move from this land, he shall find us a place to go."

Answer - Maybe in a rubber inflatable back to where they came from. (Even if they are rather "colourful")!

EDIT: The wife and I were just having a laugh about this thread and she reminded me that many, many years ago (just for a laugh) I bought one of these small (1 meter square) pieces of land in Scotland (Locharber if I remember correctly) that made me the "Laird"! (I have a certificate to prove ownership) Does that mean that we could go up there and proclaim ourselves the rights to the land and create our own "Kingdom" and proclaim ourselves the "King and Queen" or our territory?

P.S. You don't need to start calling me "Sir" or "Your Highness", unless you really want to!

A good friend of mine also bought one of these small "estates" in Scotland. He's given me the stalking rights over it!

 

[Mike L]

Obviously the only dvd they had in the refugee camp was 51st State.

 

[Chris Richardson]

Quote - Asked if the group planned to move elsewhere, the self-proclaimed king said: "If the creator of the heavens and the earth wants us to move from this land, he shall find us a place to go."

Answer - Maybe in a rubber inflatable back to where they came from. (Even if they are rather "colourful")!

EDIT: The wife and I were just having a laugh about this thread and she reminded me that many, many years ago (just for a laugh) I bought one of these small (1 meter square) pieces of land in Scotland (Locharber if I remember correctly) that made me the "Laird"! (I have a certificate to prove ownership) Does that mean that we could go up there and proclaim ourselves the rights to the land and create our own "Kingdom" and proclaim ourselves the "King and Queen" or our territory?

P.S. You don't need to start calling me "Sir" or "Your Highness", unless you really want to!

maybe one of the resident lefties on here will put them up in their garden ......... anyone ?

 

[Foxyboy43]

maybe one of the resident lefties on here will put them up in their garden ......... anyone ?

 

[Mr Tree]

maybe one of the resident lefties on here will put them up in their garden ......... anyone ?

Someone with a good pressure washer.

 

[Stephenbuck2489]

i heard yesterday on the radio the leader of this group had been deported back to where he came from.

 

[Foxyboy43]

i heard yesterday on the radio the leader of this group had been deported back to where he came from.

Err… Birmingham?