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Ted47
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Shittin all over the place especially in the kids vegetable boxes.
Cheers for all the great advice, taking it all onboard!!
Surgemaster34
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+1 for a dog it worked for me
Holly leaves work a treat to prevent them crapping in flower/veggy beds. They squat and shimmy ready to deliver the #2 and then take off like a, well... A scalded cat.
This has got me in stitches, please keep them coming 
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AN DU RU FOX
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give up now because cat lovers are brain dead so you will be peeing in the wind , sell up move house let the little cute sweet smelling fur balls have your garden , 
The Seeker
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Brithunter
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A mate of mine had the only cat free garden in his road/area. Something to do with three very large Dobermans we think who just happened to have a very active hatred of cats. It did cost him a replacement patio door one weekend though as Max the male tried to run through it when it was closed. They assumed Max had seen a cat crossing the fence at the end of the garden.
They did tree one which was so terrified that when the neighbours got a man with a ladder in to the rescue the poor stranded moggy once he got close enough to touch it it crapped all over him........................... he was not amused. Once he got said moggy done and they took it away he was taking the ladder down when my friend asked what was going on. The chaps said he could not understand why the cat was too scared to come down.. Friend just grinned and said Oh I think I have an idea and pointed to the three Dobermans lined up inside the patio door watching the proceedings. Chap just said I wouldn't come down either if I knew they were there.
It seems Manchester terriers might even be better at chasing cats .................................. as when one of the Dobbies died they got one of these and it was demented about chasing anything that came into the garden. Not even Pigeons were allowed to land on the fence.
Also Staffordshire Bull terriers can be rather good at cat chasing. Some actually like cats like my old bitch did
but she hated Squirrels with a passion for some reason.
They did tree one which was so terrified that when the neighbours got a man with a ladder in to the rescue the poor stranded moggy once he got close enough to touch it it crapped all over him........................... he was not amused. Once he got said moggy done and they took it away he was taking the ladder down when my friend asked what was going on. The chaps said he could not understand why the cat was too scared to come down.. Friend just grinned and said Oh I think I have an idea and pointed to the three Dobermans lined up inside the patio door watching the proceedings. Chap just said I wouldn't come down either if I knew they were there.
It seems Manchester terriers might even be better at chasing cats .................................. as when one of the Dobbies died they got one of these and it was demented about chasing anything that came into the garden. Not even Pigeons were allowed to land on the fence.
Also Staffordshire Bull terriers can be rather good at cat chasing. Some actually like cats like my old bitch did
but she hated Squirrels with a passion for some reason.
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Monkey Spanker
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It always makes me laugh on these threads one someone invariably suggests getting some lion poo from the zoo to deter them! Yes, it may well work, but you've kind of exacerbated the initial problem! Instead of a small cat turd in your garden you've not got a big steaming lion jobby!
A friend of mine at work was fed up with cats in his rose beds and was advised that he should put some marigolds amongst his roses as cats hate the smell of them. He tried it but then declared after about a week that it had failed. Turned out he had hung rubber yellow washing up gloves on his roses!!!!
MS
A friend of mine at work was fed up with cats in his rose beds and was advised that he should put some marigolds amongst his roses as cats hate the smell of them. He tried it but then declared after about a week that it had failed. Turned out he had hung rubber yellow washing up gloves on his roses!!!!
MS
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Paul at Fechan
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you get really good fox proof electric line fencing to protect free range chickens, while it is to protect the ground from foxes, unlucky cats get the message
I reckon that could be the way to go if cats really bother you that much , some of the tongue in cheek suggestions in reality could land you with a criminal conviction and of course FAC loss , if I caught someone mistreating my daughters cats I dob them in to the old bill without hesitation, the OP needs to get a grip , I assume he can gralloch a deer but gets upset by a bit of cat **it? Man up I`d say.
Ted47
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It's my kids vegetable patch. Understand? I was asking for deterrents, yes some tongue in cheek comments but lads are having a bit fun with the odd comments. Nothing to cry about.
But why don't cat owners get into trouble for their pet's mess, as I'm sure if your Neighbours dog shat in your garden you could get them done.
Leon
Ever thought of talking to the neighbor?
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