Names

[Hornet]

A mate had a very elderly great aunt who died a few years ago, name, Fanny Smelt, oh how times have changed.

 

[Eyefor]

A mate had a very elderly great aunt who died a few years ago, name, Fanny Smelt, oh how times have changed.

​Good job she did not marry this guy and double barrel the name?

 

[AlasdairM]

I still have PJ Cockhead in my phone we found him in the phonebook one day whilst bored at work and were going to give him a call. He has either moved from Aberdeen or gone ex directory.

 

[Yorkie]

Nice Lady at Fountains Forestry who looks after the Leases called Mrs Roebuck.

Yorkie.

 

[2130martin]

I know a James Bond

I went to school with Diane Silly and her best friend was Sonia Daft!!!!

 

[bigkimbo]

Game dealer Called G slaughter and sandwich maker in Glasgow called Rolland Butter
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[remmy7]

My sister who is a teacher in Essex had to stop reading out the register surname first followed by the Christian name when she got a foreign student by the name of (spelling may be slightly off) Assof Fucme.