Names

[Cry Havoc]

Well if I were to take my mother maiden name I would be Dominic Dominick...! I know of a business contact called Mr Shakar, first name Rod. I also used to deal with a company in the Hong Kong and the chinese frequently take a western forename and keep their Chinese family name, the girl I dealt with was called Fanny Pong.!

 

[270Buck]

I saw a story in the newspaper of a mother and father calling their son Drew Peacock. Below is the link to the story. Poor boy!!!

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[deerstalker.308]

Friend of my fathers was called Richard Scratcher.......
There was also (although mentioned already) a Michael Hunt who was the grounds keeper at Lords cricket ground for many years.
Also knew a Teresa Green who worked for the commission, not sure if she still does.

 

[I. Farticus]

I saw a story in the newspaper of a mother and father calling their son Drew Peacock. Below is the link to the story. Poor boy!!!

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The MD at one of my old Disties was called Chris Peacock... Join LinkedIn | LinkedIn

Don't people at least say the name out loud before ensuring that their kids will have the sh*t beaten out of them for their entire school life!

 

[Lightyear]

I once had a business contact in Finland called Bent Winkle !

I knew a girl at school called Cherry Tree !!!

All good work !

Cheers + ATVB

Philip

 

[David T]

Used to deal with a guy called Mr Cobbledeck. We managed to loose the business when the old dear in the office sent the invoice marked for the attention of Mr Gobbledick !!

 

[liongeorge]

My wife went to school with an Ophelia Tits and we had another Richard Head at my school, poor lad .

 

[limulus]

Just remembered sitting down to a meeting in Germany and having Dr Fuchs introduced....every English speaker was biting their lip trying not to laugh....some failed

 

[Drag1]

When i was working in the states a few years ago there was a guy who was campaigning to be the local governor who's name was Paul Zewa**er I kid you not i thought it was a joke and fell about laughing the two yanks i was with did'nt know what i was laughing at

 

[johndeere]

We had a local vet called Mr P.Nut.

 

[Gary Mills]

I used to work for a guy called Paul ennis

 

[patrickt]

I once had a case in which I had a client called Blue, one officer was called Green, and the other Brown!!!

 

[finnbear270]

Once worked on a fairly short drilling contract with a fella from Pakistan, ( Ex infantry), His surname was Banga, the rest of the drilling crew used to take the P*ss, as his other half's name was Lashme, I also get a laugh while watching the news while lying in on a Saturday morning, just take a bit more notice of the sub titles giving the reporters name or the interviewee's! some of the subject matter really jives with the name/s.

 

[nell]

Went to school with a lad called morris carr and met a famous shearer in NZ called edsel forde....

 

[Brno2e]

Rented a cottage from a Mrs P Stain once and my wife knows Mike Oxlong.

 

[jase kaye]

Anyone watch the episode of The Chase, when Bradley Walsh cracked up with the name of the German horse jumping champion....Fanny Schmeller

 

[RED-DOT]

Guy worked at BP Grangemouth called Rodger Mycock...
Went to same school as a fiddle instructors son called Yehudi MacEwan
Also know a guy I. Will.
Famous comedy act around here is Claude Balls and his wife is Afelia.

 

[jamross65]

many years ago when bored on the nightshift my mate and I used to access the voters role and look up what ridiculous names there were for a laugh. there was the obvious Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse crew, but we also found a Kenneth *****head...

 

[Dorset Deer]

I used to have a regular customer called Mr Graveyhead

 

[The deer man]

Went to school with a James Bond . . . nothing like him though!