Out last night.

It’s good sh*t, not for the faint hearted 😂

They gave it me in the hospital - when of all the things to do i burnt my bum on my stag do as lads put expanding foam down my pants ! Yes its as daft as it sounds !
I was having my bottom washed in saline and the lady bathing it was the most beautiful woman i have ever seen - Im actually telling the wife how beautiful she was - as it wears off and it turns out to be a short fat spotty fella ! Hahahah - how we laughed
 
They gave it me in the hospital - when of all the things to do i burnt my bum on my stag do as lads put expanding foam down my pants ! Yes its as daft as it sounds !
I was having my bottom washed in saline and the lady bathing it was the most beautiful woman i have ever seen - Im actually telling the wife how beautiful she was - as it wears off and it turns out to be a short fat spotty fella ! Hahahah - how we laughed
Making mental note, " Keep away from this one also", there done.
 
I had the oramorph in hospital when I first broke it, only once ! after seeing a naked 6 legged dwarf walking around the ward 🤪
I was also told I had made an inappropriate comment to a junky crack head across the ward who had broken his ankle climbing out of someone's window.
he chose cold turkey sandwich for dinner and my reply was " inappropriate"🤣
 
Out last night - a record outing. 100 yards down the road it started pouring, turned around and went home. Still raining….
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I went out before your rain reached here FB. No fox's so got a few rats done. Went out before dark to let Jess have a run. Got two squirrels with the 22 and modified solids.
 
I went out before your rain reached here FB. No fox's so got a few rats done. Went out before dark to let Jess have a run. Got two squirrels with the 22 and modified solids.

Same as me - no foxes but half a dozen rats
Fox has turned up other side of shoot on camera though - so will try there tonight
 
#22, I think. Lost count.
Noticed a sheep carcass today that was being severely chewed on so I returned in the dark only to see nothing so I went for a walk and slowly returned.
I had to shelter from heavy showers under ivy clad oaks a couple of times.
On the return there was still no fox on the carcass but as I checked behind me a fox was retreating having followed my steps towards the carcass!
Anyway long short it didn't appear again until 150 something yards but I made a good shot just as a shower hissed down!
Poor fox had a back leg missing, I noticed it limping earlier and it's other back leg was wasting away.
Glad it's at rest now but boy, they are great stoic survivors.
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