Salmond v Sturgeon

Read it again, and again. Still none the wiser so could someone call the spade a you know what shovel for me plz?
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Nicola Sturgeon is married to Peter Murrell. There are people on internet fora (forums? I think that the plural is fora) who allege that there is a super-injunction which is designed to stop the press reporting that this is a marriage of convenience to cover up that they are both homosexual. Allegedly Nicola lives with a French lady and Peter is keener on men than women. Whether this is true or not - I don't know. I also don't know whether the super-injunction is made up nonsense either.
 
And allegedly the French lady is a diplomat based in Scotland.

If true, I am sure that would have absolutely no bearing on anyone's desire to remain part of Europe, of course.
 
Then read 138.
Bloody hell! Just read it and last 2 posts - it's like Dysentry and Dallas rolled into one. Sooooo that could mean that the fat one and Mrs K never got it together, or did they??? On a point of detail why would Scotland gave a french diplomat?? Anddddd Mr K clearly doesn't know which way to turn..........
God this is great, when is the next exciting instalment????
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Sacre bleu!!!! L'entente cordiale dans Ecosse - mais c'est formidable!!
Soooooo the K person likes a particularly strange bit of french kissing then? Mind you the way she was getting into thon ice cream.... Gosh! What fun. Any pictures? Just that I have this friend............
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Nicola Sturgeon is married to Peter Murrell. There are people on internet fora (forums? I think that the plural is fora) who allege that there is a super-injunction which is designed to stop the press reporting that this is a marriage of convenience to cover up that they are both homosexual. Allegedly Nicola lives with a French lady and Peter is keener on men than women. Whether this is true or not - I don't know. I also don't know whether the super-injunction is made up nonsense either.
Always thought she was a rug muncher. Or poorly executed trans.

Don't know about her husband, except that he looks like the little fat bloke of Doc Martin.
 
Bloody hell! Just read it and last 2 posts - it's like Dysentry and Dallas rolled into one. Sooooo that could mean that the fat one and Mrs K never got it together, or did they??? On a point of detail why would Scotland gave a french diplomat?? Anddddd Mr K clearly doesn't know which way to turn..........
God this is great, when is the next exciting instalment????
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It's tomorrow - Salmond will speak
 
Bloody hell! Just read it and last 2 posts - it's like Dysentry and Dallas rolled into one. Sooooo that could mean that the fat one and Mrs K never got it together, or did they??? On a point of detail why would Scotland gave a french diplomat?? Anddddd Mr K clearly doesn't know which way to turn..........
God this is great, when is the next exciting instalment????
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Salmond gives his side of the story (assuming no further ‘last minute grave concerns’ from the Crown Office) tomorrow; ms Stalin gives her side on Wednesday next.
 
So will an unredacted version of the statement be available to the enquiry and the general public, I wonder?

As usual, the taxpayer will pay the bill for all of this and the lawyers will be the ultimate winners.................

Not forgetting democracy, of course. :confused:
 
Its a comedy of errors and the french spelled Edinburgh incorrectly.
It would seem logical that Krankie had taken to the 'Dark Side' -oy, watch where you are poking that light sabre - or is it broadsword - " Freedom"
 
The unredacted statement (bar one item) is available on the Spectator website. The reason that the Scottish parliament won’t accept it is so that the enquiry can get away without asking the appropriate - and damning - question. Bear in mind that the Lord Advocate, Scotland’s legal chief, is on Sturgeon’s cabinet.
I think that the Sturgeon SNP is an organised crime gang, but without the honesty.
 
Soooooo - whadayathink wee Krankie is doing whilst the fat fella is “testifying”. Is she sitting on the edge of her wee sofa in the front parlour watching this and drinking irn brew?
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