Salmond v Sturgeon

The fat fella has the gift of the gab for sure and he should play poker. Be interesting to see wee Krankie’s performance for comparison. Can’t wait!
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Soooooo - whadayathink wee Krankie is doing whilst the fat fella is “testifying”. Is she sitting on the edge of her wee sofa in the front parlour watching this and drinking irn brew?
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Like Scotlands spelling for Whisky, you need to spell out no2 national drink correctly as well.
Irn Bru. ;):)
 
Just watching on sky news can’t remember the last time I saw a delayed feed banner at the top of the screen very interesting.
 
Watching some of it, and Alex Salmond coming across well, but.
All legal waffle, just ask him what we want to hear.

Questioner: ”Alex, do you think Jimmy Krankie is a back stabbing, lying, sh1tbag”.
Alex Salmond: “Aye”.
 
He's just had to break because of a coughing fit. My money's on Polonium.
He's not a very healthy specimen. He's had treatment for a heart condition (indeed, he was in hospital receiving treatment when it was announced on the hospital TV announced that Theresa May had called a snap election. He jumped straight out of bed and starting shouting at the telly) and I believe that he is diabetic. Polonium or not, he's 66 years old now and one has to wonder how many more he'll see, given the shape of him.
 
It gets into fairytales now:-
“ Salmond: Messages showed 'pressure' and 'collusion'
Tory MSP Margaret Mitchell refers to a text sent by SNP chief executive Peter Murrell that talks of “pressurising” the police. Another says "the more fronts he is having to firefight on the better for all complainers".
Mr Murrell, who is the husband of First Minister Nicola Sturgeon, has said the messages were out of character and expressed how upset he was at the time.”
Really?? Spose he could always say he was only carrying out orders.
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This is the best telly since Bagpuss was canned!
Only thirteen episodes ever made of that magical program - all aired in 1974.

I used to love that it.

It is only when they took it off air, did I start to realise what a dreadful place the world really is...

Bagpuss, dear Bagpuss
Old Fat Furry Catpuss
Wake up and look at this thing that I bring
Wake up, be bright, be golden and light
Bagpuss, oh hear what I sing

And so their work was done.
Bagpuss gave a big yawn and settled down to sleep
And, of course, when Bagpuss goes to sleep,
All his friends go to sleep too.
The mice were ornaments on the mouse organ.
Gabriel and Madeleine were just dolls.
And Professor Yaffle was a carved, wooden bookend in the shape of a woodpecker.
Even Bagpuss himself, once he was asleep, was just an old, saggy cloth cat,
Baggy, and a bit loose at the seams,
But Emily loved him.



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Simpler times.
 
This is the best telly since Bagpuss was canned! When's Nic on next week?
Nic is on Wednesday. The Lord Advocate James Wolfe is on Monday. Both have serious questions to answer and the latter, in particular, is likely to be pooping himself given his performance in Holyrood earlier in the week.
 
Watching some of it, and Alex Salmond coming across well, but.
All legal waffle, just ask him what we want to hear.

Questioner: ”Alex, do you think Jimmy Krankie is a back stabbing, lying, sh1tbag”.
Alex Salmond: “Aye”.

He should'a asked about a Bonnie Tyler to fix the leaking Holyrood
 
So ok - how did an up-to-the minute cut and thrust discourse on scottish politics internecine feuding in the raw ever segue into a post on a sad looking and very tired old pussy? On reflection............
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