There’s something about the swimming on top of the big blue ocean that sh*ts me up now. I’ve dived in the Maldives and seen manta and amazing things that I couldn’t name to be honest, scuba diving was great as I was down there amongst it if you know what I mean. But the time I brown stained my swim shorts (twice) was in Egypt, snorkelling. The first time I was only 15 meters off the pontoon and it was a sheer cliff face as described above going down into the deep blue, I’m looking out for nice things which admittedly there wasn’t very much of. Looking out into the vastness I see a shape coming towards me and I’m just staring at it getting closer and closer trying to work out what it is. Never ever thought shark. However that’s exactly what it was, a hammerhead frickin’ shark. First one I have ever seen and it’s coming straight at me. Here to tell the tale at least, but I was laughed at by the locals when I eventually exited. Apparently it was a baby one! I cursed them under my breath when I eventually recovered.
The second time was again snorkelling in Egypt, took a day trip boat out where they said you can snorkel etc. Out in what looked like the middle of the ocean no land to be seen anywhere yet there was a coral reef, the guys said we can swim around it and back to the boat. Great that’d be cool, so no life jacket I started swimming around it. Didn’t even think about the possibility of getting tired half way round. That’s exactly what happened though, I’m flagging massively and thought I could make it across the top of this reef back to the boat! That was a bit of a mistake, I learn coral is sharp, it cuts you and you bleed which attracts the things mentioned in part one. Yeah so I panicked started thrashing around a bit, luckily some strong swimmer comes with a buoy and tows me back to the boat. The open water isn’t the place for me and I’d admit, I’m afraid of it!
The second time was again snorkelling in Egypt, took a day trip boat out where they said you can snorkel etc. Out in what looked like the middle of the ocean no land to be seen anywhere yet there was a coral reef, the guys said we can swim around it and back to the boat. Great that’d be cool, so no life jacket I started swimming around it. Didn’t even think about the possibility of getting tired half way round. That’s exactly what happened though, I’m flagging massively and thought I could make it across the top of this reef back to the boat! That was a bit of a mistake, I learn coral is sharp, it cuts you and you bleed which attracts the things mentioned in part one. Yeah so I panicked started thrashing around a bit, luckily some strong swimmer comes with a buoy and tows me back to the boat. The open water isn’t the place for me and I’d admit, I’m afraid of it!