Useless kit

One of these Harris clone bipods that were appearing all over fleabay a while back, it lasted about 6 months and then the frame snapped, cheap crap.
 
A vortex 56mm objective scope cover bought for my PMII for the hinds which came off every time I took the rifle from the slip until I bodged it on with insulating tape, my mate chuckled when I summed it up as “totally dog sh*t”.
 
They will have seen most things in A&E but this would be difficult to explain.

A thousand years ago in another life: I was explaining that sometimes a patient presents with what was referred to a "? foreign body".

I showed this very young, very bright, very inexperienced medical student this x-ray. Her reply has amused me for decades:-

"How on earth did he swallow that?"
 

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These stupid f*cking things . . . . . .



I can't believe I actually fell for it. Damn things wobbled about like a fat lass in the burger van queue, caught every flap and fold f your clothing, and sounded like a skeleton having a w*nk in a biscuit tin when you tried to put them together.

Utter load of useless pish 🤬



yep they’re the ones. :lol::lol::lol:
 
A 'Butt Out' deer anus remover. What was I thinking...? :doh:
Yeah I got one of those too! I keep it as it might come in handy for keeping any burglars hanging around until the police arrive. Short length of para cord around the gate post and I’d be fairly sure he’d still be there when they arrived. Even if he cut the cord, she’d still want a bit of getting out!
 
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