What jobs?

[Andy L]

I am a professional Beaver hunter as well.

 

[Dickie]

I'm more of an occasional Beaver hunter with many failed hunts

 

[DaveG]

Hi

Started out in forestry and woodland/arboricultural management on the tools. But realised that manual labour was a mugs game, so went to uni for my degree. Worked for a few different environmental companies around the uk as well as a couple of the then big utilitiy companies whilst adding to my list of paper qualifications as it was a good way of increasing the salary before setting up on my own more the 15 years ago. It seems that I mostly fill in forms for people these days with a bit of report writing and reviewing.
I have hunted, shot and fished all my life, and will continue to do so until either my health goes or we get banned from doing so by what ever bunch of politicians we have in power at the time..

 

[Fallow Stalker]

Well Sika Malc I think there might two Gynaecologists on the forum
After reading Duggers posts on another thread

You and Beowulf have some competition

 

[tika.308]

beowulf/stone when we meet up with steyr243 for you to see the bison you will be very impressed they are big things the last time i saw them i couldnt believe how big the bull had gone.you never know there might be the odd beaver about

 

[Beowulf]

Hi Tika.308,
Sounds good. I think we are going to have a good time! I might even find a B&B so I can stay over and try the local beer. That's if Stone can get permission!

 

[sikamalc]

Dickie, try Poddles recipe, he uses a guitar, with chicken and potatoes and a mate of mine on here wants to make a hat out of one

 

[Andy L]

A Beaver hat! Does it have flaps over your ears?

 

[JAYB]

If it's a young one it will stop the blood circulating around your brain and you will lose all control of your thought processes. If it is an old and tired one it will have the aforementioned flaps similar to John Wayne's saddle bag's, and you will not like it at all, unless you are really cold of course

John

 

[Dickie]

JAYB
the old ones tend to make better warmers for ears and neck though would be hard to remove not being so lubricated as the young ones.

 

[paul k]

I am a director of a small company making some and selling more renewable energy products, wind turbines, solar panels, heat pumps and bio-digesters - that sort of thing.

I feel good about the job and it gets me out in the countryside a fair bit. The bad news is that the need to work hard and make the business a success limited my stalking and fishing time last year. Must make amends this year!!

 

[stone]

Stone, I have heard good reports about you from Mr B. GOOD ON YOU.

I hope we can meet up soon and enjoy a chin wag and a pint. I have met some good people on this site, and am off to try for a Wild Boar with another good man off the site in two weeks, weather permitting. I hope also to help a few more folk out this coming season.

I trust the coming years bring you good fortune and luck with your work and stalking.

All the best mate

Malc.

hi sikamalc you are most welcome
and looking forward to a chinn wag and a pint in the near future

styre 243 thank you for the invite , very looking forward to meeting up with you and Tika.308 . shall definately bring the camera for this day

and as for you mr b , well you make me sound like i hav a thumb print on me head
if a night out on the local bevarages with the lads is what is in order styre had better lock up the bison just incase
looking in forwards to it lads looking forward
yours stone
ps if i can sneak out unnoticed

 

[MarkH]

Hi Guys

Just to stay with the thread I am a poor forester/deer manager who funds the meager negative income with dentistry in that hell hole called the Cotswolds.

Remeber if you should find a beaver with teeth dont put your finger in it however soft warm and furry it looks

Mark

 

[DaveG]

I am a director of a small company making some and selling more renewable energy products, wind turbines, solar panels, heat pumps and bio-digesters - that sort of thing.

I feel good about the job and it gets me out in the countryside a fair bit. The bad news is that the need to work hard and make the business a success limited my stalking and fishing time last year. Must make amends this year!!

Paul

What is the name of your company etc?

 

[percyhoracegordon]

Dickie, try Poddles recipe, he uses a guitar, with chicken and potatoes and a mate of mine on here wants to make a hat out of one

Sikamalc, do you think that beaverhat would go very well together with opossum gloves?

 

[Fester]

Mr B , Stone, & Tikka308
The beer in my local is very pleasing i must say, The whiskey leaves a warming glow on a winters day & the beaver aint that bad either. (And that whiskey Tikka308 bought me down last time, Well lets just say thats mine so keep your beedy eyes & grubby mitts Off) Trust me you dont need much of it
O yeh & by the way i have a very very nice "Beaver" as a neighbour lads & a single 1 at that
Didnt elvis sing a song about Beavers Beaver las vegas or something

 

[sikamalc]

Ahh I had forgotten about the Opposum skin gloves that Fallow Stalker wears. Yes PHG they would match quite well, I will have to try and get him a Village People album to go with all of this stuff

 

[Beowulf]

Hi Steyr 243,
I really think that if we could arrange to come up and enjoy your hospitality and then find a good pub and somewhere to eat it will really cap it off and give us all sometime to have a chat!

Hi Sikamalc, Did you say that you may venture up for a look around and a pint our three, If we got something arranged?

Hi Steyr (again), What sort of numbers are you looking at inviting?

 

[Fallow Stalker]

Well I should have seen that one coming PHG

But wait a minute I have NOT seen the gloves since we
where in the Highlands doing the Hind cull in December.

Who could have nicked em

:idea: Could it be Sika Malc, No I think He prefers latex being a Taxidermist

Or Uncle Albert, He has not felt anything warm and furry for a long time,
Er mm
No He would have told every one by now.

Or The Stig, Maybe he used them to put over his knob, sorry gear change, But again he would prefer Go faster racing gautlets to match his white leathers

Or JAYB, I dont think He was wearing them when he left, and being a
Euro Millions Lotto winner He would wear bespoke shooting gloves from his London taylor

That only leaves BEOWULF :!:

Seen My gloves

 

[Beowulf]

No I have not! You cheeky monkey! I couldn't get my hands into those girlie little gloves! Mind you they would fit something else! Good job I have an excellent beaver at hand!

Just remember Fallow Stalker "We can't go on together with suspicious minds, and we can't build our dreams on suspicious miiinnnnds!" "Thank you Las Vagas Good night!"

"Ladies and Gentlemen Beowulf has left the building".