Caught by the balls, scammed, hoodwinked.

A nun sounds like the best of a bad lot to choose from, I'd be practically incognito and could discreetly smuggle in a couple of naggins in the bra under the habit.

Good call willie, bless you my son.

Kind of looking forward to it now.
Apologies if wrong but don’t recall a nun in rocky horror?
 
Button it boltgun, nobody asked you anything.
Sounds crazy fh but it just might work, however did have a plan b to propose depending on how much of an investment and impact your willing to make?
Acquire a nice gimp suit and leash ( expensive) And use the services of a young lady to lead you to podium to speak, worked for me🤣
 
Probably my favourite moment of comedy genius over the last few years was in Deutschland 86, the episode where the Stasi were invited to a cultural exchange evening at the American Embassy in Berlin & were treated to The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
 
I’m surprised you haven’t sold these item when selling your other crap quality items at the Doghouse meets 😛
I hadn’t considered that. But I shall remember that for futur……. Actually, going completely off topic, ish. Years ago, we, the missus and her handsome bloke, (be very careful with your smart ass comments) we invited to a fancy dress party, I won’t bore you with the details of my outfit as you may want to sleep tonight. The theme was 'submission, domination and obsession'. Anyhow a female friend gave my missus a 'very strange belt' it had lots of leather and rings and scrappy bits.

Long and short, good party, belt put away, a year or so later I came across it and said to the missus did she want it? She said, no. So I stuck it on evil bay. Got £50 for it, couldn’t believe it. That was nearly 20 years ago. I should have made a copy of it. Could have sold loads of them. 😁
 
They'll have their work cut out trying any funny stuff with me...


Reminds me of Sister Antonia - supposedly a Sister of Mercy, but with a better five-o-clock shadow than Jack Palance and a penchant for carrying the school bell in one hand and a baseball bat in the other……
 
Reminds me of Sister Antonia - supposedly a Sister of Mercy, but with a better five-o-clock shadow than Jack Palance and a penchant for carrying the school bell in one hand and a baseball bat in the other……
Eekk, flash backs to sister Mary Barbara and Dominica, both of the sisters of mercy clan! Scared for life.
 
Eekk, flash backs to sister Mary Barbara and Dominica, both of the sisters of mercy clan! Scared for life.

To be fair, when I think of what we put them through I’m surprised they coped with us at all….

Sisters Angela, Concepta, Antonia, Consolata….they had the patience of Job!
 
My other half, a former 80s punk, used to dress ‘appropriately’ for that event. 15 years ago she asked me to an alternative/burlesque club in Sheffield where that sort of attire was the norm- i seem to recall lots of girls in some sort of nazi/ thunderbirds/ hooker outfits.

I couldn’t think what to wear to something like that so went with a 3 -piece tweed suit and highly polished brogues. It seemed to go down well with the other patrons but they probably thought it was a costume rather than my normal swag.

I think there aren’t many places where a chap wouldn’t fit in wearing a tweed suit. Why not try that if you are afeart of the suspenders and stockings?
 
Found the older nuns very into discipline and border line sadists but it certainly worked the younger ones used a bit more psychology and probably still naive. Sisters of mercy used to wear the belt with a additional strap which hung below the knee depicting was told by a sister the knights belt and sword and weapon of choice.

Remember whispering to lad in class who replied and was spotted responding and made to repeat his words which were “ it’s two o clock in the tabernacle “ deep deep poo for him🤣
 
You could always go as one of the straight couple, Brad or Janet, depending on how you are feeling on the night.
 
You could always go as one of the straight couple, Brad or Janet, depending on how you are feeling on the night.
Yeah people forget about them.
Cant remember what the audience shouted every time Brad’s name was said but with Janet it was Slut!

Remember coming out of the picture house, wet from people using water pistols, rice for the wedding bits and flour for the explosions.
The cleaners had their work cut out that week🤣
 
The nun is after getting shot down.

I'm simply asking.

If any of you weirdo's is after spotting a nun at any stage in this production/display or whatever you call it could you please put up some proof.

A nun in the audience will do me lads.

Photoshopped stuff is cool too.

Any port in a storm.
 
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