"Well where did you last see them?"

Left my thermal on top of the roof of the car after stalking.

Only to realise my mistake once home.

I got up early the next day as the forestry were in clearing trees and the wood lorries would have ran over them if they were where I thought they would have slid off.

Luckily I found them and good job too as it was right in the wheel tracks in the snow.

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I left a knife on top of a rock in Scotland and went back a year later and it was still there.
I also found a pair of bgats binos hung on a tree in the new forest that had been in the tree so long the tree had started to grow around them and totally covered in moss.
 
My garage is not the most weather proof brick build so if it must not go rusty, put it in a plastic bag. My reloading press required a substantial base to allow G clamping to the bench, with my pals engineering prowess the base was drilled tapped and bolted, brilliant! after falling over it several times I decided to move it?
About a year later with all my reloading equipment in one place? where is the press (ffs) after a week looking where it was'nt, shed, loft space, no joy. Get the Morris Minor I've had forty years out of the garage, and then look AGAIN, found' it! not in a plastic bag but in one of those brown dog feed sacks with a water proof membrane inside of course! Needless to say, I do not reload much?

BC.
 
It's a very common problem in our household which somewhat alarmingly appears to be proportional in frequency to each year that passes. A daily round of "where's my glasses/wallet/car keys/post" I just had in my hand is usually followed by the Mrs's not very helpful response of "it's where you last put it". I topped the rankings after recently having just been in receipt of a brand new (and expensive) pair of prescription glasses, actually lost them whilst they were still on my head!....somewhere in the house I think? They have remained in hiding since that day, some 3 months ago :mad:
 
Well where do you last put it ?

Ranks alongside the "are you OK?" When You've cut yourself in larder or banged shins off towbar etc...ask me how I know

As the most useless pointless sentences known to man.....

Wife asked once only ..."where did you last have it" only to have me reply " if I f@@king knew that it would t be lost would it ?"

If looks could kill well bu55er me I'd have been hung drawn & quartered!!!@!

She's never said it again though

Paul
 
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