RIP CHUCK NORRIS.

[BenBhoy]

There was a guy that had a secret affair with my ex before I left her due to her secret drinking problem.
I had met him as her taxi driver before I found out about the affair and he told me he had done his national service in Malaya and stayed on there, married a Chinese Malayan woman and got very deep into the martial arts even competing in Hong Kong way before it was generally known in the UK. They returned to Coventry where a bunch of teds (ask your grandfather) accosted him, he zapped one of them dead, the police did nothing citing a lucky punch. Fast forward to 1977 and he was now running a bouncer business along with his Hinkley taxi day job and he had punched a guy in the gut at the Lafayette ballroom in Wolverhampton who subsequently died, the DPP was considering a prosecution but he walked free from that too as the dead guy was an alky with a very weakened liver.
He later threatened me eye to eye that he would kill me if I did not keep on paying the house mortgage in Hinkley where I had been living with the ex to be. "and you know I can, and I know your address in Wolfsburg" he said to me. I drove back over there and swapped jobs to a Paris one but nobody believed me about my reason for quitting the Wolfsburg job.
The funny ways one gets into the shooting sports eh?

No punching involved in BJJ. But i also do Krav Maga one night a week - you can punch then!!

 

[Hambone]

Apart from seeing memes im the same mate, never had an idea, wasn't even sure he was a real bloke.

I'm currently on final stage of purple belt in Brazilian jiu-jitsu, brown belt next. Don't think I'll ever reach black to be honest.

Marital arts - completed it mate!!

No punching involved in BJJ. But i also do Krav Maga one night a week - you can punch then!!

And not heard of Chuck Norris....Fair play for someone who practises martial arts that is an impressive lack of knowledge.

 

[BenBhoy]

that is an impressive lack of knowledge.

One of my superpowers!

 

[Greenmist]

Very good martial artist, watched some of his fights and his footwork was extremely fast, terrible actor though

 

[Cootmeurer]

 

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[chriswjx]

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Forgive me Chuck for I have sinned...

(Also, as an aside, Google android keyboard just would not like me to type sinned... Winged, subbed, skinned, stunned. All were the autocorrect before I had to override for sinned)

 

[Dickie]

It used to be if you typed into google.How do I find Chuck Norris it used to reply you don’t, Chuck Norris will find you.

 

[Mountain Bug]

-Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to season his steak

-Chuck Norris is able to slam a revolving door

-Chuck Norris made a happy meal cry

-Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died

-Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris

-Chuck Norris is the only person that can kick you in the back of the face


Scott

 

[T2662075]

Only Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

 

[lochty]

The atomic bomb was based on Chuck Norris's barbecue....

 

[shakey jake]

Chuck norris built the hospital he was born in

 

[Husky]

Church Norris told an angry woman to calm down, she did.

 

[hw101]

No punching involved in BJJ. But i also do Krav Maga one night a week - you can punch then!!

Death once had a near BenBhoy experience…

 

[lochty]

Sharks get in a cage to swim with Chuck Norris.