Pheasant Feeder
Well-Known Member
One I've used recently, "a bloke who works for nowt and a woman who f**ks for nowt will always be busy"
Whilst referring to a woman with a lot to say, "she's more mouth than a cows got c**t"
When sending someone to see a questionable person "go see yon c**t down t'road"
On a cleaner note my late father used to refer to a potatoe field as a 'tatey cloise' and a muddy strip of land as a 'quagmire'. One of his often used sayings in winter were "its o'er boot tops out there, its like a bloody quagmire"
The quagmire was always caused by 'fill dyke' (rain) and at these time was often told to "tek thi boo-its of else tha'll be trapesin mud all o'er"
The instruction to close a door was 'put t'wood int hole'
And a bow legged man was described as "he couldn't stop a pig in a ginnell" (Ginnell pronounced with a G not a J in our house)
I'm sure I'll think of more.
Whilst referring to a woman with a lot to say, "she's more mouth than a cows got c**t"
When sending someone to see a questionable person "go see yon c**t down t'road"
On a cleaner note my late father used to refer to a potatoe field as a 'tatey cloise' and a muddy strip of land as a 'quagmire'. One of his often used sayings in winter were "its o'er boot tops out there, its like a bloody quagmire"
The quagmire was always caused by 'fill dyke' (rain) and at these time was often told to "tek thi boo-its of else tha'll be trapesin mud all o'er"
The instruction to close a door was 'put t'wood int hole'
And a bow legged man was described as "he couldn't stop a pig in a ginnell" (Ginnell pronounced with a G not a J in our house)
I'm sure I'll think of more.
