Right so, here's the current situation in the wild hills and mountains of Co. Kerry.
I verbally signed up for a deal that involves my participation in a social occasion during my next visit to boost the economy across the water.
The last time our British friends and relations were over here eating me out of house and home and trying their best to empty my drinks cabinet I was asked would I attend a concert in their company and asked would I dress up for it as everyone else would be doing so.
I immediately thought it'll be a good excuse to whip out the Hugo Boss fine threads and shiny shoes so readily agreed and am on course to once again comfortably fit into said items.
One of the relations hoodwinked me into a toast/promise that I would dress appropriately, dopey here didn't give it a second thought until she rang last night half drunk and let the cat out of the bag telling me that the concert is The Rocky Horror Show, that I should Google it, that I'm a man of my word and everyone is looking forward to it. My wife, the wretch, was in on this plot from day 1 and thinks it's hilarious and I have to "do it for the craic, shur no one knows you over there really".
Any males here ever get dressed up for this public display of filth and fornication? What would I get away with without going back on my word? I was trying to think of a get out clause last night drifting off to sleep and "the codeword is Kerrygold" came into my mind during a mad dream.
If any of you lads have experience dressing up for this I'd appreciate some tips, photo's would be a help too.
Cheers mates.
I verbally signed up for a deal that involves my participation in a social occasion during my next visit to boost the economy across the water.
The last time our British friends and relations were over here eating me out of house and home and trying their best to empty my drinks cabinet I was asked would I attend a concert in their company and asked would I dress up for it as everyone else would be doing so.
I immediately thought it'll be a good excuse to whip out the Hugo Boss fine threads and shiny shoes so readily agreed and am on course to once again comfortably fit into said items.
One of the relations hoodwinked me into a toast/promise that I would dress appropriately, dopey here didn't give it a second thought until she rang last night half drunk and let the cat out of the bag telling me that the concert is The Rocky Horror Show, that I should Google it, that I'm a man of my word and everyone is looking forward to it. My wife, the wretch, was in on this plot from day 1 and thinks it's hilarious and I have to "do it for the craic, shur no one knows you over there really".
Any males here ever get dressed up for this public display of filth and fornication? What would I get away with without going back on my word? I was trying to think of a get out clause last night drifting off to sleep and "the codeword is Kerrygold" came into my mind during a mad dream.
If any of you lads have experience dressing up for this I'd appreciate some tips, photo's would be a help too.
Cheers mates.
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