I did it again

JAYB

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Not paying attention that is. Up here in the miserable land of wet and midges it was nice yesterday so not unnaturally I was drawn into the forest in the late afternoon. It was beautiful with just enough wind to keep the midges off but not be offencive. So I parked up and set off.

Today was different, I did not take my quad with me which meant I was on shank's pony, as some of you now I do not ride that particular beast very well so it was not long before I was sat on the heather just enjoying the forest. The only thing to spoil it was the flies, it is the time of year for the bloody things they don't bite or anything just annoy. I had sat there for about half an hour or so then set to with the buttalo, my plan was to have a call sit for another 20-30 mins and then move off. Well I was just sitting there waiting for the sex mad bucks to arrive going flat out when, as usual, I started to get absorbed in other things, the first thing was a noise in the plantation behind me that was in all probability a deer moving, a buck? may have been but I never found out. Then the wood pigeons started, I don't know how many there were no more than a dozen I bet, but it was so quiet and still there could have been hundreds!

Then there were noises coming from under the grass and heather, some wee beastie was having a root around in there, never did see it but from the noise it must have been a Shetland pony sized mouse or shrew or vole or some such thing. Then I heard a sort of whirring dry rustling sound that I could not place turned out to be a dragon fly's wings as it was nipping about in the heather, never realised how noisy they were. I have no clue how long I was sat there absorbed in all of this. I then lifted my eyes and about twenty yards away I spotted an ear and true to form there was a deer connected to it. There was a Roe doe standing there looking at me, I did not want to move because I knew that the minute I did it would break the spell and she would be off. So there we were just looking at each other, so I said to the deer, "how are you today" she stamped her foot showed me her arse and was gone in an instant. I thought it was best to go home then, after a touch of the Dr Doolittles like that whisky is called for. :-D

How many of the tree hugging, bath dodging brigade that always give us such a hard time, ever get into the woods or up the hill to enjoy what they always reckon we are out ruin for everyone. They would probably be afraid to sit in a forest on their own, too many noises. I'd love to put them in a forest just as night fell and a Sika whistled, that would would make the adrenalin brown!

If only they knew what we know, saw what we see, experience what we do I am sure they would benefit. Mind you they would have to get out their pits to do it:shock:

John
 
John, a very good description of what many of us enjoy, it's not all about physically taking stuff home, but maybe just taking some sensory stuff away with you, as to the little noises, anyone ever heard a wasp gnawing on rush stems?:shock:
 
A story that could only be understood by people who know and appreciate the countryside...

Thank you John very pleasant...

Alex
 
Excellent read. Have you thought of putting your thoughts on paper within a flycover???????

The grass can continue growing I am off to the forest this afternoon.
 
Well said really, the amount of non-shooters that i tell ''its not about shooting deer''. They all laugh and think that im saying it tongue in cheek.. I cant think of one stalk ive been out on and come back not learning something new or seeing something i rarely see, whether its a pine marten hunting squirrels 5yds away or a woodpecker, or a cuckoo or just having 'moments' with deer like you say John. Deer stalking is a best kept secret.. lets not tell the tree huggers about the other benefits, they may want to spend more time in the woods!
 
What a lovely story. Its all these little things that make everything else worth while and a lot of the rubbish of modern life ok, thank you.
 
Cracking story, and all too familiar. It is easy to become distracted when your completely emerged in a great place with wildlife in abundance. Sounds like a lovely place to while away the hours.

DC
 
Superb write-up. I often get asked how I can spend hours in a high seat, isn't it boring? No way, there's always something going on, and it's always different. Let all the youth of today keep playing their computer games, we'll just enjoy the great outdoors!
 
I'd be careful John, getting one day when it doesn't rain,:shock: you'll start to look for another, and you know it won't be till next year:suss:
You should have stayed down south if you wanted sun.:cool:;)
Out the other evening, sat in a hedge, watching approx 50 fallow,:-D
heard a screech, lay back and looked up, 20- 30 ft up was a buzzard hanging on the wind, stayed there for several seconds before drifting off.
Looking forward to getting wet and all misted up when we come up end of Sept:old:
 
Very good John, did you have your sun cream on in case you got sunburnt :lol: that Scottish sun can be very harsh when it finally finds its way through the cloud and mist :lol:.

Take care mate see you soon.
 
It's amazing what comes to the fore as we sit for a while and just listen. Only those who truly understand their environment are able to interpret the sounds and signs that true countrymen are accustomed to.
We all still have so much to learn. What is that small flower?. What droppings are they on the ride?.
Part of the rich tapestry we call "Stalking". But we all know a day on the hill or in the woods is far more than that.
Great write up John.
Cheers.
 
Very good John, did you have your sun cream on in case you got sunburnt :lol: that Scottish sun can be very harsh when it finally finds its way through the cloud and mist :lol:.

Take care mate see you soon.

I'll have you know that yesterday while Englandshire was copping a good hiding from the rain Gods we were basking in sunshine and my good lady has the sunburn to prove it :shock:

John
 
glad to see your getting about john, and that your leaving a few :-D looking forward to seeing you in a few weeks.
 
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