Smellydog
Well-Known Member
I can hear the committee meeting that has been mandated confidential.
The chair...
" A notion has been proposed to hold a referendum by our minions, cough, members sorry on our position regarding the continued use of lead shot on corporate mass slaughter days, cough, sorry, the traditional British shoot."
Bill jumps up! "Hell no man! I've been offered a day at lord Fluffy of Ivory Towers Hall, it's one of the best in the land, a 500 bird day. And I've arranged a photographer to snap me holding a couple of birds and my old loose Lancaster, Lucy I calls it harhar.
Old lord Fluffy has done wonders with them puppets don't you know, a donation here, a donation there. You know, just to hold them off another decade or so...
What...? Oh the wads you say harhar, I'm assured by the photographer that he can airbrush the plastic hill away har har...
Pardon, speak up man......the ferreter, the pot what? Pot hunter....screw them!
Now, I'm off to get my new tweeds fitted but you there, you keep this meeting secret or else....hmmmm....."
The chair...
" A notion has been proposed to hold a referendum by our minions, cough, members sorry on our position regarding the continued use of lead shot on corporate mass slaughter days, cough, sorry, the traditional British shoot."
Bill jumps up! "Hell no man! I've been offered a day at lord Fluffy of Ivory Towers Hall, it's one of the best in the land, a 500 bird day. And I've arranged a photographer to snap me holding a couple of birds and my old loose Lancaster, Lucy I calls it harhar.
Old lord Fluffy has done wonders with them puppets don't you know, a donation here, a donation there. You know, just to hold them off another decade or so...
What...? Oh the wads you say harhar, I'm assured by the photographer that he can airbrush the plastic hill away har har...
Pardon, speak up man......the ferreter, the pot what? Pot hunter....screw them!
Now, I'm off to get my new tweeds fitted but you there, you keep this meeting secret or else....hmmmm....."